Disclaimer: I OWN DBZ! * Pulls out some Dumb Bearded Zebras™ * but sadly I don't own DBZ * tries to pull out Dragonball Z™ but fails *

OK, here's my shot at Saiyans-come-back-from-the-dead thing…oi, I just hope I don't mess up too badly.

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It was a boring day for Dende, that kind of boring day when the little green Kami got evil ideas…nothing too unusual about today…or was there? Dende was sitting on a chair reading his favorite magazine, 'What Kind of Evil Can I Do Today?' Kami only knows how Dende gets it delivered to him living up there in the clouds, but then again Dende is Kami so he would know. Just when he was getting to his favorite section of the magazine, 'What kind of horrible deeds can I permanently scar my friends with?' Mr. Popo came in.

"Dende! I don't think you should be reading that magazine and Piccolo agrees with me, it's making you far too evil!"

"Shove it Popo, I'm reading"

"Dende," at that moment Piccolo came over as well, he was less than pleased with Kami's recent behavior, "stop reading that thing."

"Spoilsports." muttered Dende who was ignoring them for the most part…his magazine was simply more important! With that Piccolo came over and swiftly took the magazine out the little green man's hands.

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MY MAGAZINE PICCOLO?!?!" shouted Dende.

"I'm ridding the world of it." Piccolo simply said as he blasted the magazine into oblivion. Mr. Popo and Piccolo then walked out of the room discussing something on the lines of finding a new Kami if Dende didn't shape up. Dende fell on the ground and sobbed, not because he might be losing his job as Kami, the only reason he'd come to Earth anyway was for the magazine and now that he lost it… 'But wait!' Dende though to himself, 'There's still hope…I can come up with my OWN ideas and my OWN ideas will be 10x better than that magazines'!' Dende grinned as he sat on the steps of the lookout and plotted what to do.

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Meanwhile at Capsule Corporation…

"Daddy I'm bored."

"Yeah dad, I'm bored too."

Vegeta groaned as his 4 year old daughter and his 17 year old son gave him the "I'm bored" treatment. With things as they stood now his children would keep bothering him until they got whatever it was that they wanted.

"Ok brat," Vegeta looked at Trunks, "what do you want?"

"Well," Trunks started, "I wanted to get some money so me and Goten could go to that new amusement park but mom won't give me any money."

"Gee, I wonder why," Vegeta started off sarcastically, "maybe it's because you 2 BLEW UP THE LAST ONE!" then more quietly Vegeta added, "Not that I really find a problem with that…"

"So then…?"

"FINE!" Vegeta forked over a fifty to Trunks, "As long as you LEAVE ME ALONE!"

"No problem with that dad." said Trunks walking off happily with his money.

"Now, what do you want my little princess?" asked Vegeta in an almost too sweet tone.

"Daddy, I wanna hear stories about my grandpa!" the little girl responded brightly.

Vegeta watches as Dr. Briefs walked by humming. "Then go and ask him!"

Bra giggled, "You're silly daddy! I meant YOU'RE daddy!"

Upon hearing this Vegeta decided to slam his head back against the recliner he was sitting in hoping the onna had put a slab of concrete or some other material that could possibly knock him out in it. Poor Veggie had no such luck.

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At Gohan and Videl's house…

"Hey dad, I didn't know you were coming over!" said Gohan as he watches his father land on the grounds near his house.

"Oh, I just got bored. Chi-Chi is teaching some women she met the other day how to use a frying pan and Goten is an example of what to use it on and Chi-Chi said that unless I wanted to be an example too I should go bother someone else."

Before Gohan could respond to the words 'BOTHER someone else' Pan came out the door and jumped into her grandpa Goku's arms "Hi grandpa!" she chirped.

"Hi Pan, is anything exciting happening?"

"Nope. But my other grandpa is inside and he's just being boring talking about how great he is compared to you and daddy…he also said Saiyans don't exist when I told him about you being one." At this the little girl seemed to show some sadness that no one outside her father's family and their friends would believe her when she told them she was a quarter of an alien race called Saiyans. "Sometimes I wish there were other Saiyans like your daddy left so we could prove him wrong." Said Pan. And then, the 'Great' Hercule came through the door and pointed at Goku.

"YOU! YEAH I'M TALKING TO YOU! What's this about you telling my cute little granddaughter she's part alien?!"

"Well…since I'm a full blooded Sai-" Goku was cut off by Gohan who quickly slapped a hand over his oh-so-naïve-father's mouth. If he actually said anything like that Gohan knew where it would go: straight to the media, the demi-Saiyan could see the headlines now: "Hercule's daughter married man whose father claims to be an alien!" In short it wouldn't be good, not good at all.

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Back with Dende…

Dende smirked…he knew exactly what he could do…Bra wanted to hear about her grandfather on her dad's side and Pan wishes there were more Saiyans alive so she could prove Hercule that they did exist after all…now all he needed was an excuse better than "I was bored and I heard Bra and Pan wanted to meet their Saiyan ancestors so…" after pondering for about 20 minutes he had it! there was a special rule that if you were a Kami you could bring enemies back from the afterlife, Dende had no clue why this was a rule, it just was. With a wave of his hand Dende made Freiza appear on the lookout.

"What in the world am I doing here? I was dead and now…" he glanced at Dende, "just who are you?"

"I'm Dende, and you're here because I was bored and wanted to do evil things and I needed an excuse to get some people I wanted back from afterlife and you just happen to be that excuse."

Freiza looked at Dende suspiciously, "So just what do I do now?" asked Freiza.

"Oh, you just go and start destroying cities on earth." said Dende casually.

"B-but what if a SSJ comes to get me?" Freiza was horrified by that possibility.

"Oh yeah, I almost forgot," Dende waves his hand over Freiza and chanted in some weird language, "now you have a higher power level than the strongest person on the planet by about 99,000."

"That's IT?! I think now I'll just blast you…" said Freiza with a maniacal grin on his face.

Dende stopped him, "I wouldn't do that if I were you…"

"Why not?"

"If you kill me you go back to being dead…you wouldn't want THAT now would you?" Actually, that part wasn't true but for the sake of his life he knew he was better off saying that. He watched as Freiza flew away a little glumly. Then he contacted King Yemma.

'King Yemma!'

'What NOW Dende?' asked King Yemma. The last time Dende had called him was when Cell had "escaped" and Dende had called to say that to beat Cell they needed an army of 11 year old Gohan clones and a Peach Pie. Only Dende himself knew what the peach pie was for and it was probably a subject best left untouched.

'Well, Freiza escaped and I need to bring back to certain Saiyans to help me beat him…'

'You can bring back ONE Dende, ONE!"

'One?' This ruined a lot of Dende's fun.

"One or none, take your pick.'

'FINE! I'll get back to you on answer pretty soon.' With that, Dende broke the telepathic link with Yemma and dragged Piccolo and Popo into the room and put a tag that said 'Bardock' on Popo and a tag that said 'King Vegeta' on Piccolo and resolved the problem the only way he knew how…

"Eenie meenie miny moe…"

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LOL, wasn't it just MEAN of me to cut it off there? And hopefully the next chapter will be up soon and hopefully the next chapter of Chibis Go to School will be up soon.