~Ryuk's POV~
He sits there and he writes, that's all he does. It's so boring following Light around lately. I grabbed an apple from the bag under Light's bed. I love his secret stash of apples he hides for me. Of coarse you must know by now, Shinigami love apples.
"Light? Why don't we go for a walk? Go to a dance party? Do homework? Play pranks on your sister? Mess with L? Come on! Let's do something."
He just ignored me! Like usual! That little insignificant bastard!
"Light! Light? Light! Come on!" I started to sit in front of the death note and tried to block him from what he was doing. He sighed and stood up. "Fine Ryuk...we'll go somewhere but don't expect me to say anything huge." I smirked knowing that I won.
We walked along the path to a park and sat down at a bench staring into the lake. It was dusk and the sun was just setting. The lake was shimmering and animals scurried across the ground in front of Light. Sometimes I hate knowing I'm a god of death instead of a human. It would be nice to feel most of this more than my body will let me.
"Light? Do you ever get urges?" I looked away with an awkward smile on my face, trying not to crack up. He simply sighed.
"What do you mean? Sexual urges? No, I don't." My eyes widened and I let my jaw hit the ground. He just moved his eyes slightly, looking into the water. "What do you mean you don't get urges? All young men your age have urges every now and again. Don't you ever feel like-well, ya know? pumping it?" He scoffed and started to walk around the lake. He didn't reply but I knew he had a lot to say to me.
"Listen, Ryuk. I'm not a normal guy. I don't feel the need for sexual thoughts when I could be thinking about more important things like-" He paused and looked back at me. Of coarse...The death note.
"I knew it was the death note on your mind but I thought you would have at least one feeling to do something sexual. Don't you ever actually care about dating or fucking?" His eyes widened and he shook his head in disgust. "never." I looked at him with an angry look. He is really startin' to piss me off. "What do you mean!? You don't ever have the urge to get married or just fool around with anyone? boys? girls? trans-gender? Come on!"
"I just don't feel the need to. I used to have thoughts like that as a teenager but the death note as been occupying my thoughts." I scoffed; of coarse, he's no fun at all. What a party pooper, eh? Maybe it's time to play with his mind a little; I'm bored of this anyway.
As soon as we reached his house, he did what he would usually do. We entered his bedroom as he walked directly toward his chair. I thought quickly and spread myself across his bed. "Light? If I were able to show you how I looked as a human, would you find me sexually attractive?" He looked up as he sat down and stared at me weirdly.
"Why would I want to see you as sexually attractive? Not to be offensive of coarse but I just wouldn't find that a logical thing. You can however show me what you looked like as a human, it might be interesting." I laughed a little. I knew he was a little curious about my human form. I quickly changed without a single stupid puff of smoke. Long black hair, wavy. My eyes as were a light red with brightly pale skin. I had a long sleeve shirt with black and white strips. Black jeans with black and white shoes. I sat down on his bed and traced my finger across his sheets making a mess of his blankets.
"What do you think?"
