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NOTES:
Crack.
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BADGER
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The Great Hall was mostly empty when Justin Finch-Fletchley ambled in for an early Saturday lunch. He gave a couple of friendly nods to Harry Potter and the handful of other Gryffindors already at their table, then sat beside Ernie Macmillan, the only other Hufflepuff present.
"Badger," said Justin, giving his house-mate a friendly grin.
"Badger," replied Ernie. Justin nodded and turned to examine a plate of cold meats.
A moment later, Susan Bones came in and sat across from the two boys. "Badger, badger," she said, nodding to each in turn.
Ernie greeted her with a cheerful "Badger!"
"Badger," replied Justin, then turned back to assembling a sandwich.
Hannah Abbot skipped in and flopped onto the bench beside Susan. "Badger, badger, badger," she said, greeting the three.
"Badger." "Badger?" "Badger!" they replied.
Luna Lovegood almost bumped into Padma Patil as they came up to the Hall from different directions. "Eagle?" said Luna to Padma. "Eagle," responded Padma, then followed Luna to their own table. Zach Smith came in just behind them.
"Badger," said Ernie to Zach, who shrugged and gave a reluctant "badger" in response. The other three ignored him; they were having a bit of a falling-out.
Professor Sprout arrived, first of the staff to come to the Hall. "Badger, badger, badger, badger, badger," said the Professor, smiling at each of her charges.
"Badger." "Badger!" "Badger?" "Badger," replied the four seated Puffs. Zach sat down, looked somewhat put-upon, then grumbled "...badger" when Professor Sprout's smile turned steely for a moment.
A few moments later, and Draco Malfoy was beating his head on the Slytherin table, having been greeted with a chorus of "Snake, snake! Oooh, it's a snake!"
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And now the song's stuck in your head...
