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Inuyasha has logged in.

Sango has logged in.

Sesshomaru has logged in.

Bella has logged in.

Edward has died.

Edward: YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!

Inuyasha: I'm a smex-eh beast! Oh yeah!

Sesshomaru: Work it! Work it!

Sango: AHHHHHH!!!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

Bella: Uh…..ok…?

Edward: EDWARDO LOVES YOU! YES HE DOES! WORK IT INU! WORK IT! ALRIGHT! EDWARDO IS HAPPY! YES HE IS!

Jakken has logged on.

Jakken: I am hot! Oooo sizzle, sizzle, burn! I am on fire baby! PART-Y! OH YEAH! ALRIGHT!

Sesshomaru kills Bella.

Sesshomaru: THAT'S FOR STEALING MY COOKIES!

Harry Potter has logged on.

Harry Potter (with his normal british accent): Shake it. Shake it. Shake it real good.

Bella: HARRY! HE'S ALIVE!

Harry: Oh, I thought this was a party and I though you were dead.

Bella: Oh, I am dead. *dies*……..*again*

Inuyasha: DADDY!

Harry: Get off me beast! I am not your dady! NO! NO!

Harry Potter was disconnected.

Inuyasha: That wasn't daddy! That was Moldy-Voldy!

Harry Potter: ALAS! FOILED AGAIN! I WILL GET YOU MUTT! AND YOUR LITTLE DOG TOO! Wait….thats you!

Sango: AHHHHHH!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

Edwardina (Girl Edward): Hello Daddy-kins! (little girl voice)

Harry Potter: I'm not your daddy.

Edwardina grows a demon head and fangs and horns and flames surround her.

Edwardina: YES U ARE! I WANT MY DADDY!

Edwardina randomly dies.

Edward: YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE………….AGAIN!

Sango: AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! AH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bella: OMG SANGO'S DYING! WAIT……AREN'T I DEAD?

(Me: Watever!)

Sango: EXCUSE ME?! For your information I was pooping!

Everyone signs off.