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Inuyasha has logged in.
Sango has logged in.
Sesshomaru has logged in.
Bella has logged in.
Edward has died.
Edward: YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!
Inuyasha: I'm a smex-eh beast! Oh yeah!
Sesshomaru: Work it! Work it!
Sango: AHHHHHH!!!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Bella: Uh…..ok…?
Edward: EDWARDO LOVES YOU! YES HE DOES! WORK IT INU! WORK IT! ALRIGHT! EDWARDO IS HAPPY! YES HE IS!
Jakken has logged on.
Jakken: I am hot! Oooo sizzle, sizzle, burn! I am on fire baby! PART-Y! OH YEAH! ALRIGHT!
Sesshomaru kills Bella.
Sesshomaru: THAT'S FOR STEALING MY COOKIES!
Harry Potter has logged on.
Harry Potter (with his normal british accent): Shake it. Shake it. Shake it real good.
Bella: HARRY! HE'S ALIVE!
Harry: Oh, I thought this was a party and I though you were dead.
Bella: Oh, I am dead. *dies*……..*again*
Inuyasha: DADDY!
Harry: Get off me beast! I am not your dady! NO! NO!
Harry Potter was disconnected.
Inuyasha: That wasn't daddy! That was Moldy-Voldy!
Harry Potter: ALAS! FOILED AGAIN! I WILL GET YOU MUTT! AND YOUR LITTLE DOG TOO! Wait….thats you!
Sango: AHHHHHH!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Edwardina (Girl Edward): Hello Daddy-kins! (little girl voice)
Harry Potter: I'm not your daddy.
Edwardina grows a demon head and fangs and horns and flames surround her.
Edwardina: YES U ARE! I WANT MY DADDY!
Edwardina randomly dies.
Edward: YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE………….AGAIN!
Sango: AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! AH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bella: OMG SANGO'S DYING! WAIT……AREN'T I DEAD?
(Me: Watever!)
Sango: EXCUSE ME?! For your information I was pooping!
Everyone signs off.
