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Joey goes to Hollywood

Much to Rachel's disgust, Chandler was smoking again. They were at Monica's flat, four of them-Rachel, Chandler, Monica and Phoebe. No-one knew where Joey was.
"He still owes me for when we went to the coffee place," Chandler was moaning.
"And you still owe me," Rachel reminded him. "How did the hypnosis tape to stop you smoking go?"
"Don't remind me," he groaned, blowing more vigourously. "Joey told me I looked a complete ass walking round with a towel on my head and lipstick on. You do know it was a WOMAN'S hypnosis tape???"
"No," she said, startled. He looked at her. "I didn't, honest!"
"Anyway," said Monica. "Where is Joey?"
"I dunno," said Rachel, looking bored.
"Maybe he was kidnapped!" cried Phoebe, jumping up. "I have to find him!"
(Phoebe runs out the room. Rachel glances after her.)
(The phone rings.)
"I'll get it," said Monica. "It IS my phone!"
"Hello?"
They heard a voice at the other end that sounded a lot like Joey's. Monica screamed.
"Oh my God!" she said. "Wow!"
"Whats happened?" asked Rachel, as she put the phone down.
"He's gonna be in a film. They're recording at Hollywood!" she said breathlessly.

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