Forgot About Bush

(George W. Bush)
Ya'll know me still the same ol' Bushie
But a bit low key
Hated all by these Dems with no cheese,
No deals, and no Gs, no more Senate keys
No Prez, no Representatives, and no ski's
Mad at me
Cause I'm giving you money for 3 weeks of groceries
If Iraq offends me yeah I'll attack
To make them pick up the slack
Smack his base and make the size of goldfish
But ya'll think I'm gonna let Medicare freeze?
Gore Please
You should be smacked in the knees
Who you think taught you to cut trees
Who be hanging with all the oldies?
Dick C, Powell and Hilary, the B-I- Double L
And a group that said "Bill, burn in hell"
Gave you a list of my dope feats
Smoked weed not because I could
And when your life is not looking too good
Who's the Prez they told you to go and see
Ya'll better listen up closely
All you Democrats that said I was like Pop
I was going to flop
Ya'll are the reason the Bush ain't getting no sleep
So !@#$ ya'll all of ya'll
If ya'll don't like me, impeach me
Ya'll are gonna keep messing around with me
And count votes in all Florida counties

(Dick Cheney)
Now days everybody want to talk like they got something to push
But nothing comes out when they move their lips
Just a bunch of gibberish
Them Democrats act like they forgot about Bush

(Dick Cheney)
So what do you say to somebody you hate?
I really wasn't expecting things to go this way
Want to resolve recounting in a better way?
Just ask that spy in the C.I.A
One day I was walking by
With my glasses on
When my heart went bye, my body fried
I fell down on the parking lot, and almost died
I don't give a monkey whether your a Dem or not
I used to own 2 percent of Dodge
But they killed a duck
Tried to hit me with a truck
When we were sending Iraq a barrage
Hopping out was Saddam Hussein
Trying to work it off
@#$# you too son, we're the cops
We'll cream you and then chase you with this mother@#$#@! dogs
And when the UN came through
Me and Bush stood next to a burnt down wreck
With the help of the Duke, and a couple nukes
Bye bye Iraq
From here on out it's Bushie 2
Starting today, tommorrows the new
And we're still loco and nuts to
Give money more then you can chew
Tiki tiki tiki- Dick Cheny, hotter then that dancing baby
In a Merceds Benz with the windows up
And the rate goes up more then 80
Calling in Hilary
No Dems, I'm not crazy
No more heart attacks for me
It's ok, I walk daily (oh, yeah!)

(Dick Cheney)
Now days everybody want to talk like they got something to push
But nothing comes out when they move their lips
Just a bunch of gibberish
Them Democrats act like they forgot about Bush

Now days everybody want to talk like they got something to push
But nothing comes out when they move their lips
Just a bunch of gibberish
Them Democrats act like they forgot about Bush

(George W. Bush)
If it was up to me
You Democrats would stop coming up to me
With your fists out, trying to get at me
Like you want something free
When I was in Texas, you weren't supporting me
But now that I'm the Prezie
Now everybody want a tax cut and more Gs
But you won't get a pardon from me
Cause I'm from the streets of (Texas!)
I told em all
All them little parties who you think beat them all
Now you wanna run around counting votes
Like you got hope
You in fact, lost them all
Cause I am well off
Now all I get is hate mail all day saying Bush fell off
What cause I been in the lab with a pen and a pad
Trying to get my father off
I ain't having this
This is the millenium of bipartisanship
So give me one more term and @#$! Gore
You ain't getting that
So where's all the mad Senators at
It's like a jungle in this habitat
But all you savage Dems
Know that I'm a precious gem
And I could hang around with Richard Hatch

(Dick Cheney)
Now days everybody want to talk like they got something to push
But nothing comes out when they move their lips
Just a bunch of gibberish
Them Democrats act like they forgot about Bush