Things you hear on a 'normal' day...
Shinime: Should we tell him there is no conditioner? *You hear Duo screaming in the background*
Wufei: I think he already knows.
(Okay, So I might have stolen this. It's still funny!)
Shinimegami: Why do you think I'm weak?
Wufei: 'Cause you are.
Shinimegami: *Shrugs* Fair enough.
Shinimegami: Why does Domon always eat Ramen noodles?
Heero: *Slurp* Hn...
Shinimegami: Thank you for your descriptive answer. I'll go contemplate your response.
Duo: *To Heero* Do you like Relena?
Heero: Hn...
Duo: Catherine?
Heero: Hn...
Duo: Dorothy?
Heero: Hn...
Duo: Hilde?
Heero: Hn...
Duo: Sally?
Heero: Duo, why the hell- (Cut off)
Duo: HA! YOU OWE ME A DOLLAR, SHINIMEGAMI! HE SAID MORE THAN THREE WORDS!!
Shinimegami: Dorothy, you need a makeover.
Dorothy: No, Shinime. I'm perfect. I don't need anything. My brows are my whole existence!
Shinimegami: Obviously. What is it, a centimeter for every year of your life?
Duo: I have to tell you something.
Shinimegami: What?
Duo: You're weird.
Shinimegami: Look who's talking, braided baka.
Shinimegami: *To Quatre* Why do you wear pink?
Quatre: *Blushes and shrugs* I don't know.
Shinimegami: It makes you look gay.
Quatre: Like I don't know that. *Thinks about all those Yaoi ficcys.*
Shinimegami: I think I know why you don't have any friends, Trowa!
Trowa: ...
Shinimegami: ^_^; case in point.
Duo: *Repeating the words to a extremely corny commercial*
Shinimegami: You know Duo, that's annoying.
Duo: *Doesn't care and continues to sing*
Shinimegami: Note to self, don't get Duo and a kareoke (SP?.) machine together in the same room.
Shinime: Should we tell him there is no conditioner? *You hear Duo screaming in the background*
Wufei: I think he already knows.
(Okay, So I might have stolen this. It's still funny!)
Shinimegami: Why do you think I'm weak?
Wufei: 'Cause you are.
Shinimegami: *Shrugs* Fair enough.
Shinimegami: Why does Domon always eat Ramen noodles?
Heero: *Slurp* Hn...
Shinimegami: Thank you for your descriptive answer. I'll go contemplate your response.
Duo: *To Heero* Do you like Relena?
Heero: Hn...
Duo: Catherine?
Heero: Hn...
Duo: Dorothy?
Heero: Hn...
Duo: Hilde?
Heero: Hn...
Duo: Sally?
Heero: Duo, why the hell- (Cut off)
Duo: HA! YOU OWE ME A DOLLAR, SHINIMEGAMI! HE SAID MORE THAN THREE WORDS!!
Shinimegami: Dorothy, you need a makeover.
Dorothy: No, Shinime. I'm perfect. I don't need anything. My brows are my whole existence!
Shinimegami: Obviously. What is it, a centimeter for every year of your life?
Duo: I have to tell you something.
Shinimegami: What?
Duo: You're weird.
Shinimegami: Look who's talking, braided baka.
Shinimegami: *To Quatre* Why do you wear pink?
Quatre: *Blushes and shrugs* I don't know.
Shinimegami: It makes you look gay.
Quatre: Like I don't know that. *Thinks about all those Yaoi ficcys.*
Shinimegami: I think I know why you don't have any friends, Trowa!
Trowa: ...
Shinimegami: ^_^; case in point.
Duo: *Repeating the words to a extremely corny commercial*
Shinimegami: You know Duo, that's annoying.
Duo: *Doesn't care and continues to sing*
Shinimegami: Note to self, don't get Duo and a kareoke (SP?.) machine together in the same room.
