Things you hear on a 'normal' day...


Shinime: Should we tell him there is no conditioner? *You hear Duo screaming in the background*

Wufei: I think he already knows.
(Okay, So I might have stolen this. It's still funny!)

Shinimegami: Why do you think I'm weak?

Wufei: 'Cause you are.

Shinimegami: *Shrugs* Fair enough.

Shinimegami: Why does Domon always eat Ramen noodles?

Heero: *Slurp* Hn...

Shinimegami: Thank you for your descriptive answer. I'll go contemplate your response.

Duo: *To Heero* Do you like Relena?

Heero: Hn...

Duo: Catherine?

Heero: Hn...

Duo: Dorothy?

Heero: Hn...

Duo: Hilde?

Heero: Hn...

Duo: Sally?

Heero: Duo, why the hell- (Cut off)

Duo: HA! YOU OWE ME A DOLLAR, SHINIMEGAMI! HE SAID MORE THAN THREE WORDS!!

Shinimegami: Dorothy, you need a makeover.

Dorothy: No, Shinime. I'm perfect. I don't need anything. My brows are my whole existence!

Shinimegami: Obviously. What is it, a centimeter for every year of your life?

Duo: I have to tell you something.

Shinimegami: What?

Duo: You're weird.

Shinimegami: Look who's talking, braided baka.

Shinimegami: *To Quatre* Why do you wear pink?

Quatre: *Blushes and shrugs* I don't know.

Shinimegami: It makes you look gay.

Quatre: Like I don't know that. *Thinks about all those Yaoi ficcys.*

Shinimegami: I think I know why you don't have any friends, Trowa!

Trowa: ...

Shinimegami: ^_^; case in point.

Duo: *Repeating the words to a extremely corny commercial*

Shinimegami: You know Duo, that's annoying.

Duo: *Doesn't care and continues to sing*

Shinimegami: Note to self, don't get Duo and a kareoke (SP?.) machine together in the same room.