Spur of the moment, lots of them to follow 3 Ah, HijiGin, so much hotness and idiocy in one couple. Enjoy *evil grin*


Only little kids fight over food

"I have no idea why I go out with you, I don't even like mayonnaise!"

"Well, I don't like sugar!"

Hijikata planted one of his foots on the table and met Gintoki's glare with his own. Friday evening, Hijikata had finished working and Gintoki had finished sleeping. The brats, as Hijikata liked to call them, were staying with the gorilla, as both liked to call her, only when she wasn't listening of course, even the demon vice-commander and the feared Shiroyasha bowed before her might. For some reason or the other, they had decided to eat together. Of course, it wasn't long before they got into an argument that resulted into a fight. Sweat beans and mayonnaise flew through the room and it wasn't long before Hijikata's hair was filled with the small beans and Gintoki's perm was decorated with drops of yellowness, some sliding down his face in his neck.

This strange relationship they had gotten in. They were always fighting with each other, arguing over the smallest details but even so, they would always find themselves returning to the other, as if they literally attracted the other.

The cups were next. Hijikata's one missed his target but Gintoki's didn't. In revenge, he threw his bowl right in Gintoki's face, winking as he realised he had wasted some good mayo. The bowl fell to the floor and broke in four pieces. Gintoki's face was even more covered with mayo and both were breathing a bit hard. They glared each other down. Hijikata knew he had spilled some mayo there, but seeing Gintoki covered in mayo was a new sight, one he wouldn't forget all to easily.

"I'm gonna shower." Gintoki stomped off in the direction of the bathroom. Hijikata winced as he closed the door with a bang and looked over at their 'battlefield'. Everything was covered in either mayo, sweat beans or both. Hijikata knew Gintoki was angry but he also knew it would go over soon enough. The man didn't stay angry long over such trivial things. The sound of the water snapped him out of his thoughts and he heard Gintoki step under the shower.

Pray to Kami he wouldn't start singing, he couldn't survive another 'A Thousand Winds' solo.

Hijikata started cleaning up. He collected the chopsticks, threw them in the trashcan and picked some sweat beans out of his hair. He walked back and noticed the broken bowl on the floor. Hijikata picked up the pieces but winced as he cut one of his fingers on the sharp edges. Some blood trickled down and he held the finger to his lips to stop the bleeding.

"That's karma, you know."

He hadn't heard him coming in.

"Fast shower." Hijikata remarked, standing back up to meet the gaze of the other man. Gintoki had discarded his normal black outfit and wore his white yukata normally for once. His hair was still dripping wet but all traces of mayo were gone and so were some of his curls.

"Mayo washes off quickly."

"Lucky you."

There was a long pause after that, followed by the sound of porcelain being dropped in the trashcan. Gintoki sat down in one of his couches with a sigh and watched as Hijikata sat next to him.

"Sorry 'bout your mayo."

"Damn right you should be."

An anger mark appeared on Gintoki's head.

"This is the time you apologize as well, I was being considerate and apologized first."

"I don't see why I should apologize to a lazy bum like you."

"What was that?! Do you have something against my perm?!"

"I wasn't even talking about that ridiculous perm of yours, you idiot!"

"How dare you say Gin-san's perm's ridiculous! It's what makes me the main character after all!"

Another argument, another fight.

They kept it up till they were too tired to fight anymore, which was about 5 minutes and they settled for silence again.

Hijikata was already reaching for his cigarettes when he noticed some more mayo on the white yukata's collar. Gintoki followed his gaze and noticed the spot as well. He was about to wipe it off till he saw Hijikata moving from the corners of his eyes. The man brought his lips to the collar and licked off the little bit. Gintoki's breathing stopped there for a moment. The other man's lips proceeded to his collarbone and he felt his heart starting to beat faster. Hijikata left kissed on the nape of his neck and he moaned at the other man's contact. The hands wandered inside his yukata, over his chest and he finally reached the others lips.

He stopped right there, and turned back to light his cigarette like nothing had happened.

Gintoki looked deadpanned as Hijikata lighted his cigarette and tried to catch his breath. He pointed a finger at Hijikata accusingly but couldn't bring out a word.

"What?" The dark haired man exhaled the smoke.

"B-but…" Gintoki was still at loss for words.

"You said you didn't like mayonnaise."

Gintoki hung his head in defeat.

Hijikata turned his head away to hide his smirk. 'I won!'


Cookie to the one who was anticipating that xD The sequel will be posted when I get around to writing it. Hope you enjoyed! (and if so, leave a review 3)