Chappy 1
Dear diary:
Hi my name is hayley Pratt (So there so she's not da other hayley!) an I'm a student at forks high in washington dc
my hair is red shoulder length and it has yellow tips and its straight and i have black eyes so dark that
they look sort of brown. My skin is deathly pale. Hayley Williams from Paramour and Amy Lee are my idols, but i look
exactly like hayley williams that's why my parents named me that duuuuuuuuuuuh!!!!!!!!!!!!.
Well anyway just writing because I'm so exited to go to school tomorrow! Im going to try out for all the teems
like boxing team an cheerleader team but not the ches team ew what the fuck no!
hayley
So hayley walked intro the school grounds but she was having a panic attack because ppl get them because when there's alot of people you suffocate, anyway she clutched her she fainted.
After she got up again she ran to the woods on the stairs that are (you've seen da twilight movie, they are those
stairs when Bella and EDward went up to the woods the first time on the part before he shines, ok?)
on top da woods.
Suddenly she spotted someone:
It was Edward cullen an bella swan doing it on the trees!
"OHMYFUCKINGGOD!"
she yeLled but she wAS drawn to watching it ;like flies to a pile of shit.
Bella had a huge butt, all white and' sexy and edward was packin' some serious heat down
there (if you know what I mean!). She watched as they moaned and drooled, but because Edward's a vampire and she's
because she ain't no perv.
"you guys look like monkies"
suddenly edward jumped on meh!
he then put his mouth on my neck an i was having perverted thoughts lol
an then he bit my head.
My brain exploded with fire and passion an ardor!
i passed out an woke up.
.... OHMYFUCKINGGOD... I WAS A VAMPIRE~!
