Postscripts: The Q and The Grey

Another Five Minute Voyager Squigglet courtesy of TaTTooGaL

Janeway pokes her head into her room with trepidation, just in case Q decides to try to honeymoon with her again

She notices Q on her bed with a baby and panics

Janeway: Q what the heck are you doing here? I helped you, now go away!!

Q: (showing her little q) I just wanted to let you know that you've just been appointed as our son's godmother!

Janeway: Aww, he's so sweet... but... Q! You insulted my modesty, kidnapped me and my ship, and now you want me to do your babysitting for you??

Q: Why not?

Janeway: (rolls eyes and begins to search for something VERY large, and VERY heavy, to throw at Q) Don't make me... *she freezes in horror midsentence as her hands turn into furry paws* What the-?!?

Q: (sweetly)Don't make you what, Kathy?

Janeway: Okay, FINE! I'll do whatever you say! *mumbles under breath* I hope this poor kid doesn't grow up to resemble his father in ANY way...

Q: No hope of that, Kathy. Look, he already has my eyes...

Janeway: (suppressing a sigh) But you have to admit, you do owe me one... (at the look on Q's face) Don't tell me that with all the help I've given you, you're not even going to give me a little something in return?

Q: Of course! Why do you think you get the honour of being my little poopsie's godmother? Right, sweetums?

Janeway: (suppresses a wave of nausea and Death Glares Q) Q......

Q: Alright, alright, what the heck do you want?? A Ferengi harem? Three wishes? Chakotay being turned into a dog?

Janeway: Hmm. Three wishes sounds good.

Q: Three wishes it is then! But! (give Janeway a crafty glance) No wishing for a million wishes or any hanky panky like that... well! (stands up and q returns to his mommy) Better be quick, the wishes expire in- *checks chrono* -three days! So, what'll it be?

Janeway: (thoughtfully) Well, you know, that tattoo you had looked pretty good....


[THREE DECKS AWAY]

Chakotay was on his way to Engineering when crewmembers started giving him odd, half-amused looks. Wondering if he had leola root stuck between his teeth, Chakotay pulled out a vanity mirror from under his sleeve and got the shock of his life. The entire left side of his face had inexplicably blossomed into a HUGE TATTOO.

Chakotay let loose a loud long scream of horror.


The End Don't ask. Don't even try. 1