Paperbag Princess: Red head edition

I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!

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ANNOUNCEMENT!

I'M GETTING A BOOK PUBLISHED!

SUMMARY:
On the 13th day of the 13th month of the 13th year...magic will return to the world...and the streets will run red with the blood of the (semi)innocent...unless the world is saved by the most unlikely of hero's...baking cupcakes?!

The title is '13/13/13' and it'll be coming to a bookstore or E-Book site near you! Xilbris is the publisher, also available at Amazon, Inkitt and BarnesandNoble.

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Princess Wendy wasn't having the best day, first they made her wear an itchy, heavy dress, a corset that was suffocating her, learn some more boring etiquette lessons, being engaged to some pompous jerk named Robbie who she never met before today-

FWOOM!

Oh, and a dragon was now trying to kill her! Wendy ran like there was no tomorrow(a fair estimate for all intents and purposes), she rips off her corset to help her breath quicker as all the rooms go up in smoke, then rips off her skirt to help her legs move quicker, she jumps down the garbage chute-

FWOOM!

But not before getting one last dose of flames, in the rear. Once in the garbage Wendy frantically tears off the remains of her flaming clothes. Leavign her naked, she looks around to see her kingdom in flames, everyone dead...

Wendy...Wendy found herself oddly okay with that. Her parents were jerks, Robbie and his family were jerks, the nobles were jerks, and they did such horribly things to the 'common folk' that on average they envy'd the dead anyway...so this was probably more of a mercy kill to a terrible kingdom.

Okay? We good? All the angst squared away at least in a sub-standerd fashion? Good...enough.

Wendy looked up and saw the dragon fleeing with all her country's treasure, "Well, considering my only other option is to wander the dark ages as a naked Beggar and hope the plague kills me before the bandits ravish and THAN kills me...I guess I'm going to go fight a dragon to get my money back...whoop-De-De for me." Thinks Ex-Princess Wendy with a sarcastic groan...she then looks around for SOMETHING to conceal her modesty...

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Meanwhile, the dragon returns to his cave...and changes back into a naked boy with fangs, lizard eyes and a lizard tail...and runs into his equally naked siter who looks annoyed.

"You saw a cute girl?"

"Yep."

"She was being mistreated by a jerk?"

"Yep."

"Lose your temper?"

"Yep."

"Destroy an entire kingdom before you calmed down...AGAIN!?"

"...yes."

"...Dang it Dipper, this is the 5th time this week! I don't know about you but I'm sick and tired of the Vatican sending 'crusades' against us! Their annoying and they taste like church!"

She sweeps a pile of Templar bones, "Not to mention they stain like bleach on a prom dress!"

Dipper sighs as he's forced to listen to another tirade...

"I hope that cute red-head survived at least..."

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TO BE CONTINUED?

AN: I know it says "in-progress" but really I just don't like boxing myself into a corner. For now this is more of a one-shot that I might continue one day...but probably won't.
But, hey. Feel free to use whatever elements you want from this, if you want! Or maybe give me ideas?

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