Postscripts: Insurrection Debrief

A Five Minute TrekSpecial Squigglet courtesy of TaTTooGaL

Note: This Postscript is special in the sense that it isn't Voyager, isn't PG, and in fact, isn't an ending at all. It's just a silly something that grew out of a dumb, if slightly obscene pun I made to my sister.

Excerpt taken from Star Trek: Insuspension circa Fall 1999

[TRANSPORTER PLATFORM]

Picard and Data materialize on the transporter platform on the Enterprise-E looking vaguely disgruntled

Picard: Mr Worf, have you de-briefed the Son'a officers yet?

Worf: (points to gorch on nose) Aye sir. They put up a great fight though. *grins maliciously*

Picard: Did anything suspicious turn up?

Worf: Suspicious?

Data: Like a holoship, for instance?

Worf: (thinks) Well, there were a few Pikachu prints, a couple of Tic Tacs secretly stashed inside, but... nope, no holoships.

Picard: (irritated) De-brief them again, Mr Worf!

Data: Captain, do you really think those officers are hiding something from us?

Worf: I know you think I'm a big dooshball, but I think that something as large as a holoship would be hard to miss in my stringent searches!

Picard: Those guys are hiding something from us, and I want to know what! De-brief them again, Mr Worf! That's an order!

Worf: *malicious grin spreads across his face* My pleasure, sir! *walks off* These dacks more than make up for the absence of Dax....

[In the background, vague tortured screams can be heard begging Worf mercy, mercy... whip me, kill me, but pleae, please don't take my boxers away from me again...]

[FADE TO BLACK]

[END TRANSMISSION]

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