NO RACISM INTENDED. I DO NOT OWN THIS SPOOF. CREDITS ALL GO TO MY FRIEND.

Kids: Good Morning Mr. Gollum!

Gollum: *Points to picture of the sun* DDDDIIIISSSS issss ddddaaa yyyeelllowwww facccccce! Itttt issss dangeroussss, we mussstttt avoidddd ittttt!

Kids: But sir, I think it's called the sun.

Gollum: Shutttt upppp! We eatttssss little chiiildddrrrrrren!

Gollum: *Points to picture of the moon* DDDDIIIISSSS issss ddddaaa wwwhhhiittttte facccccce! Itttt issss alsssso dangeroussss, ssso we mussstttt alssso avoidddd ittttt!

Random Kid: But sir, mommy told me it is called the moon.

Gollum: Shutttt upppp! *Ties kid with rope and covers kid's mouth*

Gollum:*Points to picture of the lunar eclipse* DDDDIIIISSSS issss ddddaaa rrreddddd facccccce! Itttt issss rrrrealllyy dangeroussss, we hhhavvve ttto avoidddd ittttt!

Gollum:*Points to picture of the solar eclipse* DDDDIIIISSSS issss ddddaaa bblaaccckkk facccccce! Itttt issss vverryy vverry dangeroussss, avoidddd ittttt!

People from various countries: HEY YOU OLD WRINKLED RACIST CREATURE! YOU JUST INSULTED OUR RACE!

*Beats Gollum into a mound of crippled bones and skin*

~The End~

ONCE AGAIN, NO RACISM INTENDED. NO CRITICS AND FLAMERS! SO DO NOT REVIEW.

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