Disclaimer: JK Rowling owns the Sorting Hat...and I think she owns the song too...so I don't own anything basically. :(


Authors Note: This is totally crazy, but it makes sense if you go to my school...You might find this funny even if you don't go to HMS. :) Enjoy. Leo, you'll get a kick out of this. Everyone, please review this!



THE HMS PRINCIPAL SONG!


Oh you may not think I'm pretty,
But don't judge on what you see.
I'll fire myself if you can find
A smarter principal than me.
You can keep your old report cards,
6th grade tests and all.
Because I'm the Hackett principal,
And I can see it all.
There's nothing hidden in your past,
The Hackett Principal can't see.
So come on in and I will tell you,
Where you ought to be.
You might belong on Oonuh,
Where they never go on trips.
But cool teachers like Klugo and Mr. Green
Will always give you hints.
You may belong on High Mountains,
Where they are always abroad.
By the time they're outta here,
they've been all around.
Or yet on shy, new Team Extreme,
If you don't like to use your head.
If you're preppy and snotty,
And don't like to get out of bed.
Or perhaps in In School Suspension,
You'll go the most work.
Way down in the sub basement,
But only if your behavior is a quirk.
So come on in don't be afraid,
And don't get in a flap!
But in order to follow the dress code,
Please take off your cap!

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Okay people, whadda think? Genius, or crap? Please review this! I need to know!