Paperbag Princess: Blonde edition
I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!
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ANNOUNCEMENT!
I'M GETTING A BOOK PUBLISHED!
SUMMARY:
On the 13th day of the 13th month of the 13th year...magic will return to the world...and the streets will run red with the blood of the (semi)innocent...unless the world is saved by the most unlikely of hero's...baking cupcakes?!
The title is '13/13/13' and it'll be coming to a bookstore or E-Book site near you! Xilbris is the publisher, also available at Amazon, Inkitt and BarnesandNoble.
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Pacifica was having the time of her life! She'd beaten that loser Mable at that dumb contest and now hundreds of people were fawning over her in her private solid gold yacht. How could a solid gold yacht float you might ask? Their rich, all laws- including physics don't matter!
"Yep, everything was coming up Pacifica!
OGRE SMASH!
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Tyrone tips the soda to his mouth- WHACK! Only for it to be knocked out of his hands by Dipper, "DUDE! Your killed by water! Soda is a liquid!"
Tyrone paled, "Thanks man...wait, how am I going to live then? The world is FULL of liquid!"
Dipper frowns at that, "I don't know...tell you what, let me check the journal. Maybe it has a solution. Wait right here." He then goes off on his own...
Tyrone shrugs and looks at the beautiful night sky...such a peaceful...serene night...
GAH! HELP ME!
Screamed a cute, naked, blonde girl as she ran away from a giant ogre...
Tyrone quickly sprang into action and ran after them...
Meanwhile, Dipper returns to the roof...and sees no one? "Where did he go? I need to find him!"
Suddenly he gets a call...from WENDY!?
"W-wendy?"
"Hey Dipper...listen, I just realized something...I never really thanked you for risking your life and sacrificing your dignity to save my life from those two ghost elders...look, I know you have a crush on me. I can't promise you anything, but after doing THAT for me...I figure the least I can do is give you a shot...so...when would you like to have our first date?
Dipper...Dipper was in heaven! While he eagerly talked to the love of his life...he naturally forgot all about Tyrone...
But hey, that's hormones for you...
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TO BE CONTINUED?
AN: I know it says "in-progress" but really I just don't like boxing myself into a corner. For now this is more of a one-shot that I might continue one day...but probably won't.
But, hey. Feel free to use whatever elements you want from this, if you want! Or maybe give me ideas?
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