Yea I have no idea where this came from...I was watching The Little Mermaid and Kiss The Girl gave me an idea for a short story but then there was just so much in that one little thing that it turned into chapters...there's something wrong with me. Well enjoy this! Oh warning it's modern day company...I also apologize for all the American stuff crammed into it. (I don't know a lot about England or Ireland's food or things to do for fun so I stuck to what I do know so I wouldn't look like an asshole...I'm sorry.) I tried my best to describe how they'd look i modern world...at least how i think they would...basically just the (amazing, wonderful) actors that play the character but wit they're hair and stuff the color of the character they played...Bofur still and will forever have his facial hair and hat. Sorry for any and all mistakes!

Warnings: Nothing...yet.

Pairings: Nori/Bofur and Bilbo/Thorin (I'm Nofur and Bagginshield trash)

I don't own The Hobbit or anything else mentioned in this story!

"Speech"

-Thought-

/Texting/

Song

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Chapter 1

"Bofur that man has been standing in the kids section for twenty minutes now. I think he's lost." A medium sized man with golden curly hair and bright green eyes said walking up to his friend.

"Aye Bilbo I know." Bofur said smiling. Bofur stood and stretched. He liked to think himself rather tall, but that's only because his best friend was so short. He raised a hand and pulled on his dark brown hair. "Perhaps we should go over an ask if he needs help?"

Bilbo smiled and walked over to the man with him. Bofur studied him for a moment. He was slightly taller than himself and had auburn colored hair and was slicked back and pulled into a loose ponytail. He had jeans and a leather jacket on and was currently looking at a book.

"No wonder he smells like alcohol. Probably had no idea where he is. You're on your own on this one." Bilbo hissed walking away. "Hurry him up. It's nearly closing time and I've got a date with Thorin."

Bofur rolled his eyes and tapped the man on his shoulder. When he turned Bofur had to take a step back. The man had beautiful light green eyes and an amazing clean shaven face. The only down fall was he smelled of alcohol so bad Bofur thought he got a small buzz. The man raised an eyebrow at him.

"Can I help ye with something?" Bofur asked hoping the man wasn't truly that drunk and praying he didn't cause any problems.

"Uhhhh yea you could actually." The man said soberly. "It's my little brothers birthday and uh well I have no idea what to get him. He loves to read so I thought book?"

Bofur stared shocked for a moment and slowly opened and closed his mouth before closing it and raising an eyebrow. He cleared his throat after a moment and regained his composure. "Yes right. Well how old is he then?"

"He just turned six today." The man said proudly.

"Six well hmmmm...how well does he read?"

"You know that series about the girl that blows stuff up because she's in a game and then is on fire or something and then causes a lot of problems and her sister dies and her love loses it and tried to kill her?" The man asked.

"Ye mean The Hunger Games series?"

"Yea! That's it! Well he read that series." The man said staring at Bofur's shocked look. "Yea I know he's a total smart ass. He can count to five hundred and knows his ABCs forwards and backwards until P."

"He sounds like a genius. Um hmmm how about the Harry Potter series? Or maybe Lord of The Rings?"

"Isn't Lord of The Rings a porno?"

Bofur bit his lip and tried to hold in a chuckle. "No it's a-never mind here. This is the first Harry Potter book."

The man smiled and looked at the cover before shrugging his shoulders and walking to the cash register.

"Not doing it." Bilbo said as the man put his book down. He raised an eyebrow and watched Bilbo walk away. Bofur rushed over and apologized for Bilbo.

"It's fine. I get that a lot." The man said handing Bofur his credit card. Bofur smiled and handed the man a receipt to sign. The man signed it thanked him and left. Bofur looked at the receipt and smiled. Nori Ri. He let out a sigh.

"You honestly are hoping he comes back?" Bilbo asked turning the sign to Closed.

"He was very handsome and kind and-"

"Drunk!"

"He was sober!" Bofur protested.

Bilbo rolled his eyes and glared at his friend. "I'll never understand your taste in men."

Bofur smiled and leaned on the counter. He hoped this Nori would come back.

A few days passed and Bofur had almost forgotten about Nori. He was just getting ready to close up the shop when he heard the door chime. He sighed and stared stepping down the stool. He looked toward the door and stumbled and fell off the stool and into a box.

"Are you alright?" A voice asked extending a hand to help Bofur up.

Bofur blushed and took the hand. When he was standing his blush got darker when he realized how close this man was to him. "I'm fine. What can I help ye with?"

"Last time you said can." The man said with a laugh. "Yes I need the second book in the um Harry Potter series."

Bofur smiled. "Yes! Right of course. One minute."

The man smiled as Bofur walked to the kids section and grabbed a book. He returned quickly after and handed the man the book. The man looked at the cover then turned the book over in his hands and read the back. Bofur stood staring at him.

"Yup. It checks out." The man said.

"Well actually it buys out." Bofur said snapping his fingers and pointing at the man. "Because you buy books in a book store..."

The man let out a chuckle and shook his head. "Alright it buys out."

Bofur walked to the counter and mentally slapped himself.

"Soooooo you remember me right?" The man asked.

"Yes Nor-hm yes." Bofur said with a blush as he rang up the book.

"No you were right. The names Ri. Nori Ri."

Bofur chuckled. "Broadbeam. Bofur Broadbeam."

"Well Bofur by any chance are you free this Saturday at eight?"

Bofur dropped the mans card and froze. Nori picked his card back up and put it in Bofur's hand and smiled at the man. Bofur blushed and ran Nori's card and handed the man his card a receipt. Nori stared at Bofur and Bofur at him questioningly before he realized he hadn't answered the man yet.

"Y-yes I'd lo-I'm always I mean uh." Bofur stumbled over his words and felt his cheeks turn redder. "I mean I'm always free. I have no life-I mean uh..."

Nori smiled signed the receipt. "I'll take that as a yes then?"

Bofur just nodded his head.

"May I have your number so I can text you the details?"

Bofur nodded and grabbed a piece of paper and handed it to Nori. The other man smiled, grabbed the boom and winked at Bofur. "See ya then. I'll text you the details tomorrow."

Bofur blushed and waved bye then cursed at himself for being so stupid. He wakes to the door and turned the sign to closed. He went to lock the door but felt his pocket vibrate and he pulled his phone out.

/It's Nori ;)/

Bofur smiled and felt his blush return. /It's Bofur. :)/ He cursed at himself again when it hit send. -Of course it's Bofur...idiot!-

/Woohoo. I was half expecting it to be a wrong number. You seemed kinda freaked out by my sudden question./

/Ye did catch me off guard I'll admit that. But I'd never give ye the wrong number./

/I'm glad./

/:{D/ -Bofur you're so stupid-

/Haha ahhhhh cute./

/Thank ye!/

/I'm really sorry but I gotta go. I just walked in my door and my brother is crying./

/It's fine. Hope everything is okay!/

Bofur sighed and put his phone down and looked up. He was a little shocked to see the door locked and lights out. He didn't even realize he had done that. He went out the back door locked it and made his way home. When he finally got to his apartment he sighed as he opened the door. He walked in and threw his stuff on the counter then froze in place. A tall man with black hair the went to his shoulders and bright blue eyes that looked like they could pierce your soul was standing in front of him. The man had a very prominent six pack and hair lol of his chest. Bofur sighed, he was use to coming home and seeing this, what scared him was the fact that the only thing covering his cock was a bowl of cereal.

"Thorin it's called clothing." Bofur said walking past the man to sit on the couch. "Where's Bilbo?"

"Here!" Bilbo said running out of his room with a large shirt on, Bofur rolled his eyes. "Soooo how was work?"

"Pretty boring until I left."

"Thank you." Thorin said lifting his cereal up exposing everyone to his package. Bofur snorted and Bilbo purred.

"Not you! Bilbo remember that man that came in a few days ago and smelled of alcohol?"

"Yes. Wait let me guess he killed someone. Greaaaaaat!"

"Wha-no! He came back for the second book and asked me on a date!"

"What?!" Bilbo asked.

"Cool. When is it?" Thorin asked pulling a pair of boxers on.

"This Saturday at eight."

"Are you crazy?! What if he tries to kill you? Or destroy your business? Or or hmmm..." Bilbo shouted.

"First off I'm not crazy. Second I don't think he'd do that. Third just no." Bofur said turning the TV on.

Bilbo sighed. "Where's it at?"

"He said he'll text me the details tomorrow."

Bilbo sighed again and turned to go back to his bed room. Thorin put his bowl in the sink and followed.

"He'll be fine Bilbo." Thorin said getting in the bed.

"Oh I know he will." Bilbo said with a smile joining Thorin.

"You do?" Thorin asked raising an eyebrow.

"Yes."

"How?"

"Because we're going to just so happen be at the same place."

"...he's gonna kill you."

Bilbo smiled, kissed Thorin, rolled over and went to sleep. Thorin rolled his eyes and snuggled up to Bilbo. Bofur eventually went to bed in his own room. All three dreamt of something that brought smiles to their faces.

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I can't handle how cute Nori is...I just can't. Also Bofur is a freaking teenager in love. Geez. Reviews always welcomed! If anyone is curious I got the name for this from the Kiss the Girl sonf because that's where I got the idea for this.