One day, someone used the Dragon Balls to wish Omega Shenron Back to life. Goku was on vacation, so he could not help. Shenron searched the planet for his worst enemies and enemies' friends. He first fought Krillin. Krillin attacked Omega with a destructo-disc. It didn't make a scratch. Omega charged up a ki blast, and killed Krillin in one shot. He then found Bulma within a week. Omega couldn't beat Bulma at first, because he had always had a crush on her. "Oh Bulma, my love, will you marry me," said Omega. Bulma turned to ash at the sound of those words. Android 18 sensed it too, and exploded. Omega then flew to Piccolo, and was easily beaten by Omega's enormous blast. Finally, The great Omega Shenron found Vegeta's house. The end had come. If Vegeta couldn't win, Omega would fart on his bed. Vegeta wouldn't want that! Omega kicked the door open, because kicking the door open adds drama to my story. Vegeta was sitting on his sofa, getting a pedicure. He screamed, "THAT'S IT! YOU CAN KILL MY FRIENDS, YOU CAN INTERUPT MY 'ME TIME', BUT NO ONE, AND I MEAN NO ONE, DAMAGES MY FRONT DOOR! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! AHHHHHHH! SUPER MEGA AWESOME BELCH OF ABNOCTOUS POWER!" Omega died at this moment, because you just don't ever scratch a man's door. (Narrator:) Wait for next episode, when Cell breaks Goku's chandelier."
