Hello Folowers of Darkness! This is Horus the bfd lv 999. This is my first fic ever so plz be kind……IF NOT I WILL BE FORCED TO DEVOUR YOUR SOUL AND FEAST ON YOUR FLESH!...Whoops! Where did that come from? So…….um anyway I'm gonna go seek serious psychiatric help while my Yami does the disclaimer.

Yami Horus: Yeah, Right, like he'd ever see a psychiatrist. He's probably in the kitchen cutting himself again.

Horus: So what if I am? Ahh Beautiful crimson relief...

Yami Horus:And people say I'm the crazy evil one…..I should be the hikari! Anyway……………….

DISCLAIMER: Horus the bfd does not own Yu-gi-oh, star wars, a clean pair of underpants, or a computer. He makes the fic using a typewriter, a TV screen, and a hamster on an exercise wheel. Oh, and he owns nothing else mentioned in the fic (except teletubbies.)

Horus: YAMMMMMIIIIIIII!

Yami Horus: ok, ok, Horus doesn't own teletubbies either! (HELP ME!)

Horus: He's just joking, Hehehe (Puts machete away) Anyway R&R or I won't update

Party at Yugi's House

It was a good day for Yugi Moto. He was free of having to save the world today. (Thank RA) and had all the gang over for a party.

"Hey Yug. Where's the refreshments?" Joey asked

"Joey, they're right in front of you," Yugi said. "Wait! Where'd they go?" So Joey and Yugi went looking for the snacks and drinks (Screen goes black and white and Detective Music plays.) "So, Malik, where were you when the snacks went missing?"
"I was playing God of War (don't own...or do I...continues cutting self)." Malik said.

"Likely Story!" Joey said

Yugi shot a glance at Joey.

"So Mako, Where were you when the snacks went missing?"Yugi asked

"I was hitting on Serenity, Why?" Mako said

Joey's eye twitched"I'LL TEACH YOU TO COME NEAR MY LITTLE SISTER!"Joey Lunges atMako and tries to starngle him. Mako put Joey in a submission Grip Trying to Calm him down but Joey kicks Mako in the groin"YOU'RE MINE FISH BOY!"Joey said biting Mako

"You wish Land Lubber" Mako said shaking Joey off "Why don't you go fetch for Kaiba?"

The party somehow turns into the Jerry Springer Show with Mako and Joey being heldback by security

"JERRY, JERRY,JERRY!"

"On today's show, My friend ishitting on my sister. Yes I know we've run out of good show subjects. Now,Joey this is no time to bite the security."

"You son of a bleep I'll teach you to come near my sister you bleepin mother bleeper"

"Oh yeah? well bleepin stupid bleep bleep your moma!"

"Now we need to calm down the guests." Jerry said

"Shut up Jerry, I summon Red Eyes Black Dragon. Eat Jerry springer!" Red Eyes devours Jerry and the security tranqualizes Joey. Joey is dragged away by Yugi.

"Wha...wha happened Yug?" A groggy Joey asked. Yugi Just Shook his head."But we still need to find the RA damned snacks!"

"Joey, calm down. I'm sure we'll catch the perp." Just then, Tristan walks by, arms and face full of food

"HHii guuuussss" (translation: hi Guys!) Tristan mumbled.

Joey's face turns purple with rage (and hunger) "You selfish jerk! Save some for the rest of us!" Joey grabs a mallet from off screen and chases Tristan around. "When I Catch YOU!" Well this goes on for a while…..I think we should check in on Kaiba.

"No Mokuba I do not want to watch Star Wars."

"Oh come on niissama, I want to watch Yoda do flips with his light saber." Mokuba pleaded.

"Yoda is just a stupid puppet made of rubber meant to brainwash you kids."

"Is not!"

"Shut up mokuba, look even Yoda's voicer sounds retarded and drunk."Just then, Yoda jumps out of the screen and uses the force to smack Seto against the wall.

"Ridicule me, you shall not. Immune am I, meant of hurt, to your insults."

"Huh?" said everyone at the party (A/N: I don't know what Yoda said either) Mokuba grabs the remote and Yoda jumps back into the TV. Now back to Yugi

"Hey Ryou, Have you seen the Pharaoh?" Yugi asked.

"No, He was looking or something……He went upstairs. Speaking of which, I haven't seen Tea in a while." Just then, they hear Thumps and Squeals from upstairs

"What the……."

Yugi runs upstairs and realizes the voices he hears are Yami and Tea

"Oh no… It can't be!" Yugi opens up the door and sees Tea and Yami Jumping up and down on the bed. After he sees them for a few second he notices Dance Grooves 2000 on the game screen. "Whew, what the hell are you two doing?"

"Hey Yugi. I came up here looking for my dark magician when Tea challenged me to this Dueling, Dance thing."

"Yami was so good at it that we decided to make it harder. So, we put the dance pads on the bed" Tea said. (A/N: Yes that makes it much harder.)

"Why? What did you think we were doing?"Yami asked

"Oh nothing..."Yugi said innocently. Must...get...mind...out...of...gutter...

"I still haven't found my Dark Magician…."

"OH YAMMMMIIIIII!" Marik calls while holding up the missing card.

"You snake! When I catch you!" Yami jumps off the bed and tackles Marik down the steps. Loud crashing sound is heard

"Marik! YAMI!" Yugi yells. At the bottom of the stairs Marik and Yami are crumpled in a heap. Both have swirly cartoon eyes and cuckoo birds flying around their heads.

"Ow. My head. Look what you did Pharaoh. This bump's bigger than the Pyramids at Giza.

"You deserved it. Besides, look what you did to my Dark magician!" holding up the torn card.

"So, you've got like 50 of them." Marik said fighting back.

"That's not the point you narcissistic psychopath."

"Asshole!"

"Moron!" Both grab their Millennium Items, ready to use them.

"TAKE THIS!" Both shout.

"Pharaoh, Marik, Stop it!" Yugi yells while getting in between the two. Both use the millennium items and Yugi disappears.

"Look what You've done! you assinine tomb keeper."

"Me? If I remember correctly Pharoah, You used your Puzzle too."

"Whatever,"Yami says flipping Marik off."Hold on Yugi!" Yami uses his millennium puzzle to bring Yugi back from the shadow realm. "Good as new."

"Well, almost." Marik said. Yugi was curled up on the floor saying something about giant turtles and a purple teletubby.

"No, I won't let you touch me! Get away Tinkie-Winky!" Yugi yelled

Everyone at the party anime fell.

Horus: SO WHAT DO YA THINK?

Yami Horus: I think it sucked.

Horus: Who asked you!(Punches Yami Horus) Anyway, remember R&R or I won't post another chapter (No Flames please) a little hint: in the next chap Mokuba blackmails Seto (and Joey)