Yet another Ask the Inuyasha Cast
Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha nor any of the characters that appear in this story.
Note: The character named Kaitachi is the one I invented and used it as myself to appear here.
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Kaitachi: Welcome to this episode of Ask the Inuyasha Cast!
Kagome: Come on, Inuyasha! Don't make this harder!
Inuyasha: I don't want to come!
Kagome: Then it's the hard way!
Inuyasha: Huh?
Kagome: Sit, boy!
-Inuyasha's necklace brightens and Inuyasha falls to the floor.-
Shippo: Poor Inuyasha! If only he'd pay attention for once!
Sesshomaru: move it, you imp! -He said as he pushed Shippo out of the way.
Inuyasha: Hey! Sesshomaru, who invited you here?
Sesshomaru: I received a letter that said you were unconscious again and stuck in a tree. I just wanted to kill you for once.
Inuyasha: Then it's on! ...Huh? Where's my Tetsusaiga?
Miroku: Don't you remember? The security guard told us to leave the weapons with him!
Sango: I don't know why, but that security guard looked familiar...
Naraku: So, you have finally arrived here, huh?
Inuyasha: Naraku!
Kagome: Hey! Who invited you here?
Naraku: I think the question is who invited YOU here? This is my special meditation place.
Koga: Hurry up, you two! I smell Naraku somewhere nearby!
Koga's friend: It's just that you're too fast!
Naraku: I knew that those two fragments that you have would come to me!
Kikyo: Wait just a second! What the hell is going on in here?
-Naraku throws out some poisonous venoms in the room while ignoring Kikyo's question.-
Miroku: Wind Tunnel!
-Miroku used his wind tunnel to absorb all the poison.-
Kaitachi: Everybody stop right now!
Inuyasha: Who said that?
Sango: Miroku! Are you all right?
Miroku: Yea. It's just some poison.
Kagura: Hey, wait a minute! What are we all doing here?
-Inuyasha noticed a paper on the wall and took it and read it.-
Inuyasha: "Hello, folks! This is an Ask to the Inuyasha Cast. Here, the people will ask any question that they would like to any of you. Huh? That's weird!
Shippo: Who cares? Keep reading!
Inuyasha: We need at least 7 questions per episode because we only have time for those ones.
We are still verifying if you can submit us dares.
Jaken: Craziness! My master and I are leaving now!
-They both walked to the door only to know that that it was sealed shut and not even Inuyasha's wind scar could open it.-
Jaken: What? This thing is closed, my master! I'm afraid it won't open!
Kaitachi: You fools! You need to do at least 10 episodes to get out of here!
Inuyasha: Tch! No big deal!
Sesshomaru: Dammit! Then, what are you waiting for! I don't want to get stuck in here with all these people for the rest of my life!
Kaitachi: Sorry! But we still don't have any questions in the mailbox! And if we did, we were going to show them on the next episode.
Inuyasha: Why you little...
Kagome: Sit, boy!
-Inuyasha's necklace brightens again and he's dragged to the floor because of it.-
Kagome: Inuyasha, be more polite!
Inuyasha: Okay, then!
Kagome: Now apologize.
Inuyasha: No, I won't.
Kagome: Apologize...
Inuyasha: No!
Kagome: Sit!
Inuyasha: Ouch! That hurt!
Kagome: Apologize or I'll do it again!
Inuyasha: Then, sorry! -He said in a sarcastic mode.
Kagome: Good boy! -She said while patting him in the head.
Inuyasha: Now, you heard him! Leave some questions or I'll kill you all!
Kagome: Sit! No killing here!
Inuyasha: Ouch! Stop that already! -He said annoyed.
Kagome: Now apologize with the public.
Inuyasha: Tch!
Kagome: What did you said? -She said furiously.
Inuyasha: I said "Tch!"
Kagome: WHAT? -This time she looked at him directly at the eyes with an even furious face.
Inuyasha: Okay! Okay! Sorry! There, I said it! I said it!
Kagome: Good boy! Now don't say anything else that would offend the public or anyone that is here.
Naraku: Could you two stop fighting already?! Geez, you're annoying!
Kaitachi: So that's how our first episode...
Shippo: Yay! Only 9 episodes left!
Sango: Hey, Shippo, I think that this episode doesn't count...
Kaitachi: Yah, you're right on that.
Koga: So, remember to write as many questions as you like so we can get out of this freakin' place, understand?
Myoga: Uhh... Okay, everybody knows that they have to leave a question, so can we finish this episode now?
Kaitachi: OK, so that's that. And FINALLY here concludes our first episode!
Inuyasha: Can we get out now?
Kaitachi: No!
Kagome: Inuyasha...
Inuyasha: What? I was being polite!
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Finally! I finished the first episode! You can leave any reviews or questions whenever you want!
