Disclaimer. Stephanie Meyer owns Twilight...sighhhhhh I'm just having fun with the characters.

Chapter One

BELLA

My family have always been friends with the Cullens. Us Swans and Cullens were lifelong family friends that all started with my granddaddy who was best friends with granddaddy Cullen. Charles Swan Senior and Edward Cullen Senior were childhood friends with us Swans being poor and the Cullens rich as fucking fuck. They grew up got married and had a bunch of kids. My daddy Charlie was the eldest of three boys, Charlie, Liam and Sam whereas grandpa Cullen had twins uncle Carlisle and Aunt Cassidy. They're not my real aunt and uncle I just called them that out of respect. So like I was saying my daddy got married to my mom Renee and had my brothers Emmett and Jasper and then me. My mom was this total blonde bombshell with blue eyes and a creamy complexion with a killer rack and body whereas my dad well he was just brown haired and brown eyed like me. Emmett got moms blue eyes and smile. Jasper looked like mom with his blonde hair and blue eyes. And I looked like my dad with brown eyes and brown hair. Now Uncle Carl got married to this stunning caramel colured haired woman named Esme, she had to be the most beautiful woman to walk the planet. Her emerald green eyes twinkled in the light and her hair was always shiny and her face always made up. She was always put together, the true epitome of class and grace. She and my mom bonded easily over there love of artsy fancy stuff. They became inseparable and each other's confidante.

But Esme was the no nonsense kind of lady. Even though she and my mom were close she didn't really meddle with us. She thought we were rowdy and unmannerly. She detested our mingling but only put up with it because of Uncle Carl. Whenever we hung out, the Cullen kids had to leave early because Esme found something for them to do. But I knew the truth, we were poor and they were rich. And that was that.

Esme and Uncle Carl had three kids, the twins Edward and Rosalie and little Alice. We were the group of kids that had baby pictures of each other. The kind of kids that went to each other clarinet recital, football practice, cheerleading game. Well you kind of get the idea. We were real close. Except for Edward and I. We hated each other. While Em and Rosalie paired off and Jasper and Alice were always making googly eyes at each other,we were Bella and Edward sworn enemies. It all started with my fifth birthday party and daddy got me this beautiful porcelain dolly. It was so expensive and so pretty that I held on to it that until stupid Edward dragged me to play pin the tail on the donkey and smashed my doll into a million pieces. I screamed and called him an ugly penny haired troll face and he pushed me and called me a big eyed fish face. Whatever we were five. It was as cruel as it got for five years. I believed I told him I hated him and he said the same and we've been sworn enemies since.

When we were twelve years I had my first crush a boy named Jacob. He was really nice and sweet and tall. He was almost as tall as Edward. He had brown eyes and long hair. He was native American Indian. We had our first school dance and Jacob took me. Edward went with his sister and stared bullets at me all night long. It wasn't long before he ruined the night. Just as Jacob was about to kiss me, Edward rammed into us spilling cherry juice onto my baby pink dress. He yelled at me and then I punched him and we were on the floor scrambling pulling each others hair and pinching each other. We were pulled apart by out parents still screaming insults at each other.

Well it doesn't get any easier when we teenagers growing up Edward made football captain and Rosie well her being blonde haired and blue eyed one would expect her to be the head cheerleader well it was actually me who became head cheerleader. I took dance and gymnastics as a way to help get rid of my clumsiness and it just clicked for me. I liked doing the twirls and flips and the jumps. My body grew from that awkward boy shape into killer curves and my most favourite body part. my boobs. They were as huge as Rose's tits. A large C cup almost a D. I was really proud of them, I loved my Italian roots. But Edward man he got pretty. Gone was the troll face and penny hair. He sported messy bronze hair with natural red highlights, he no longer looked a troll doll. His face was angled by that sharp jaw and high cheek bones, full lips and emerald green eyes. He looked like sex on legs and with a six pack and creamy complexion. He was handsome and he knew it.

We were still enemies and he picked on me. If it was tugging my hair in class or tripping me in the cafeteria or misplacing my school clothes or putting itching powder in my gym shoes. I got him back by staying over a lot cause Rose was my best friend and she helped me get him back by putting salt in his ice tea, honey in his helmet, rotten eggs in his locker, blue dye in his shampoo. His mom still calls him pretty smurf to this day.

So that was high school. We were terrible and lord knows how Jasper, Rose and Alice handled us. Alice always said Edward liked me that's why he sabotaged every date I've been on. She said that I liked him too that's why I went out of my way to be a bitch to his girlfriend Tanya or was it Tammy or Tina. Point was that we hated each other's guts. But Tanya was a slut. So when I caught her sucking Mike Newton's tiny dick, I couldn't help it and had to tell Edward. He then accused me of being a jealous bitch and hated the fact that Tanya was prettier than me.

Then guess what happen after, we fought, this time ending with me kneeing his junk and him tugging my hair that he actually pulled some out. That troll.

I hated Edward Cullen, he was a troll and always will be a troll. With that being said I was glad we were going to be far apart when college comes around. I would be in Florida and he would be in Washington. Miles and miles apart.

''Bella, stop that day dreaming and come help me with the food.'' My mom screamed.

''Alright I'm coming old lady.'' I hollered and stomped my way into the kitchen.

''Bella, whats wrong.'' My mom asked me as I chopped up carrots. I was slamming the knife on the board and screwing up my face.

''Nothing.'' I replied. I preferred to keep my trap shut, maybe if I just ignore her she would just go back to cooking and leave me alone.

''Are you and Edward fighting again.'' she smiled. Did she call it or what. Ding ding ding we had a fucking winner.

''Nope. his name is Troll Face. how many times do I have to say that.'' I retorted and stuck my tongue out at her.

''Bella.'' my mom laughed. '' that boy likes you.''

''Mom!'' I screamed and threw a carrot at her.

''Yes, you two would be perfect for each other.'' she sighed happily not even seeing the agony I was going through.

''Eww mom, me and troll face.'' I gagged and began peeling potatoes. ''No way. It will be a cold day in hell when that happens.''

''You guys are cute.'' she admonished. I growled and left her to do the cooking.

''Get Emmett to help you.'' I said and hollered for the beast of my brother. He was the chef of the family and could cook a mean mashed potatoes and steak. He came down and wearing his chef hat and an apron in pink saying. I make pink sexy.

''Hey short stuff.'' my brother said as he took over the cooking. ''Edward's coming to dinner.''

''Oh God, what for?'' I whinned. ''Troll face is so gonna make me bark up a lung.'' I was almost in tears when a finger poked me and I screamed out. As I spun around, the troll himself. Edward Cullen.

''I told you to stop calling me Troll Face, Smella.'' he smirked.

''You are a troll face.'' I retorted.

''Fish face.'' he snapped and pushed me.

I growled. Tonight was going to be the longest nights of my life.


OKAY NEW AUTHOR AND NEW STORY.

HOW WAS THE FIRST CHAPTER. THIS WAS UN BETAED

SO IT WILL MOSTLY BE IN BELLA'S POV.