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it was 3 o' clock in the morning in the penguin H.Q. when private woke up and he noticed skipper wasn't in his bunk. "hmm i wonder where skippa is" private said to himself then he saw skipper's shadow exiting the front door so he did what any other curious person would do follow him. Private followed skipper down to the sewer and then that's when skipper turned around and saw private "PRIVATE!?! what are you doing here?" skipper demanded "uh well y-you see-" "no it's not safe here private listen to me if I'm not back by 3:45 pm tell Kowalski he's in charge and do not and I mean DO NOT come looking for me" skipper said interrupting private "b-but skippa" private said "go private now" skipper demanded "yes sir" private said with a tear. So then at 3:45 pm Kowalski asked "where's skipper?" "oh well..." then private explained and he said "he also said that if he didn't come back that (wait they won't know what he actually said) that I would be in charge for now on" private said "what but I'm lieutenant" Kowalski whined "sorry but I'm in charge now" private said with a smirk."*sniff* why why would skipper choose private over me I mean come on this doesn't add up." Kowalski whined to Rico "eh" Rico said "EVALUATIONS" private said "at least he's not as bad as skipper and he'll go easy on us right?" Kowalski said "uh-hu" Rico agreed as they both lined up Kowalski saw private looking at skipper's SECRET files "private you can't do that" Kowalski said "do what?" private asked confused "you can't read skipper's files "I'm the leader aren't I?" private said "yes p-" "don't you mean yes SIR?" private said interrupting Kowalski "yes sir" Kowalski sighed as he went back on the wall.

9:00 pm private is on recon duty

"I hate recon duty stupid fish game thing" private said as he looked thru the binoculars. Then as private looked through the binoculars he saw skipper and ran down to greet him "skippa your back" private said cheerfully "oh so Kowalski put you on recon duty?" skipper asked "what?" private asked "you know when I told you to put Kowalski in charge" skipper said "oh yes that (man I can't let skippa find out about what I did wait I know)" private said/thought to himself private then picked up a stick and said "I'm sorry skippa" skipper then said "what do you me-" and before skipper could turn around he was bashed in the head with the stick and dragged back into the sewer "hey Rat King do me a favor and make sure skippa doesn't come back to the surface okay" private said "my pleasure" said the rat king and then private went back to H.Q. and fell asleep unaware about someone who had seen him.