The Death Eaters are having a Christmas party and are singing rewrites of Christmas carols! A battle between them and the Order(songs by answerthequestionnooneasked) ensues! Long live the Dark Lord!


To Mr. Dobby, who wasn't there the day I wrote this


Jingle bells, Order smells, Phoenix laid an egg

Lupin is a bleedin' git and Dumbledore is gay

Jingle Bells, Order smells, Phoenix laid an egg

Mudbloods, half –breeds, all will die when they use the Dark Lord's name

Verse 1

Dashing through the snow

In a one-horse open sleigh

O'er the fields we go,

Cursing all the way-Avada-

Bells on bobtail ring

We know we're in the right

What fun it is to ride and sing this killing son tonight

Oh-

Jingle bells, Order smells, Phoenix laid an egg

Lupin is a bleedin' git and Dumbledore is gay

Jingle Bells, Order smells, Phoenix laid an egg

Mudbloods, half –breeds, all will die when they use the Dark Lord's name

Verse 2

A day or two ago

A Black blood traitor died

We all were very glad

And Bella didn't cry

So let this be a sign

To all who dare to fight

You cannot hope to win against

The forces of the night!

Oh-

Jingle bells, Order smells, Phoenix laid an egg

Lupin is a bleedin' git and Dumbledore is gay

Jingle Bells, Order smells, Phoenix laid an egg

Mudbloods, half –breeds, all will die when they use the Dark Lord's name

Verse 3

Now the ground is white

Enjoy it while you're young

For if the Dark Lord dies

It won't be any fun

But do not be afraid

The Dark Lord will live on

He'll live to fight another day

And sing this Christmas song-

Jingle bells, Order smells, Phoenix laid an egg

Lupin is a bleedin' git and Dumbledore is gay

Jingle Bells, Order smells, Phoenix laid an egg

Mudbloods, half –breeds, all will die when they use the Dark Lord's name