The Death Eaters are having a Christmas party and are singing rewrites of Christmas carols! A battle between them and the Order(songs by answerthequestionnooneasked) ensues! Long live the Dark Lord!
To Mr. Dobby, who wasn't there the day I wrote this
Jingle bells, Order smells, Phoenix laid an egg
Lupin is a bleedin' git and Dumbledore is gay
Jingle Bells, Order smells, Phoenix laid an egg
Mudbloods, half –breeds, all will die when they use the Dark Lord's name
Verse 1
Dashing through the snow
In a one-horse open sleigh
O'er the fields we go,
Cursing all the way-Avada-
Bells on bobtail ring
We know we're in the right
What fun it is to ride and sing this killing son tonight
Oh-
Jingle bells, Order smells, Phoenix laid an egg
Lupin is a bleedin' git and Dumbledore is gay
Jingle Bells, Order smells, Phoenix laid an egg
Mudbloods, half –breeds, all will die when they use the Dark Lord's name
Verse 2
A day or two ago
A Black blood traitor died
We all were very glad
And Bella didn't cry
So let this be a sign
To all who dare to fight
You cannot hope to win against
The forces of the night!
Oh-
Jingle bells, Order smells, Phoenix laid an egg
Lupin is a bleedin' git and Dumbledore is gay
Jingle Bells, Order smells, Phoenix laid an egg
Mudbloods, half –breeds, all will die when they use the Dark Lord's name
Verse 3
Now the ground is white
Enjoy it while you're young
For if the Dark Lord dies
It won't be any fun
But do not be afraid
The Dark Lord will live on
He'll live to fight another day
And sing this Christmas song-
Jingle bells, Order smells, Phoenix laid an egg
Lupin is a bleedin' git and Dumbledore is gay
Jingle Bells, Order smells, Phoenix laid an egg
Mudbloods, half –breeds, all will die when they use the Dark Lord's name
