Emo!Harry: The Epic

Chapter One

Okay everyone, Harry has some breaking news for everyone.

(Harry looks down at the floor shuffling his feet)

Are you ready?

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Okay are you SERIOUSLY ready!

(random person pops up out of nowhere)

Harry- What the… WHERE DID YOU COME FROM?

Person- (glances around musically) What? Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee? (breaks into dance and song)

Um, yea okay, back to what we were saying. Are you ready for the UBER special awesomest emoest coolest outrageously spiffy on peanut buttered toasted surprise!

Person- (nods head vigorously while doing a pirouette) Pleaseeeeeeeeeee share leeeeeeeeeeeee storyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy (hold out the y note for like 3 billion years)

(Checks watch) Um…. Just stop.

Person- (begins to cry) That hurt….like a monkey….

Okayyy, so seriously guys, ARE YOU READY TO ROCK!

(CROWD CHEERS in the background as person begins to sing a random song)

Harry- I'm!……..

A/N- SUSPENCE!