Sisters, girlfriends, we've had before

But now I'm begging you – no more!

Naruto's smitten, Gaara too

Itachi'll give his life for you

Shikamaru thinks you're smart

Deidara loves and admires your art

Sai thinks that you're a pretty girl

Please stop it, cuz' I want to hurl

Minato had no other kids

Shukaku does not go out to the highest bids

Suckura and Ino will kill you soon

If you decide to mess with Sasuke-kun

Temari does not want a friend

Get fresh with Pein? Your life will end

Think this is bad? Please take your cue

And prevent the creation of another Mary-Sue