Sisters, girlfriends, we've had before
But now I'm begging you – no more!
Naruto's smitten, Gaara too
Itachi'll give his life for you
Shikamaru thinks you're smart
Deidara loves and admires your art
Sai thinks that you're a pretty girl
Please stop it, cuz' I want to hurl
Minato had no other kids
Shukaku does not go out to the highest bids
Suckura and Ino will kill you soon
If you decide to mess with Sasuke-kun
Temari does not want a friend
Get fresh with Pein? Your life will end
Think this is bad? Please take your cue
And prevent the creation of another Mary-Sue
