I have to admit from the start that I'm not from the normal world.

To be plainly honest, I come from the battle era, right before medieval times. You think you know? Lemme tell you a bit more...

This era which I come from is like in World Of Warcraft and Neverwinter Nights and Dragon Age and other pc games like that.

Okay, now to what dimension I'm from. I come from a dimension where time-travel and teleportation is possible. Yep. I'm a time traveler. Accompanied by my trusted blob of goop-snot which can magically transform into anything that it has seen.

Now I can tell you another thing. I'm not just a time traveler.

You know in some of the games mentioned above? Yeah, that. I'm also a very powerful mage that has kept my age young for a long while. I'm still only seventeen. ;P. Another thing that I would like to add about my demension, or world...

Its the world of utter chaos and battle, also a few peaceful things as well...

Anyway, getting back to the point, my world is very different than the normal world, what with thousands- no hundred thousands of millions of different creatures roaming the huge planet and highly advanced tech, which isn't exactly tech, my world is a dangerous place.

You have to fight for survival.

And that's also a reason why I'm a battle mistress. I organise the troops that set out to kill some or other douche that tried to assassinate the lord, or well, the asshole that rules the continent I come from. His name will remain anonymous and I shall refer to him as Asshole #1.

Okay, can I start with the story? My frickin' butt is getting sore and I need some damned whiskey!

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Oh...

I forgot to tell you guys my name...

Rosa et Folium.

Can I start now? Right. Let's go!

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Chapter 1: Try something else for once.

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"Mistress Folium?"

"What?" I asked, spinning the useless coin around on the table. One of the captains opened the door and stepped inside and I glared at him. "What do you want, Dorgill?"

He froze for a few seconds and then relaxed. "There's been another request from..."

"The asshole?" I questioned.

He laughed sheepishly. "Yeah... Him..."

"Well? What is it?" Spin. Pause when the coin stops spinning. Spin.

"Eh..." Spin. Pause. Spin. Pause. I could tell he was getting even more agitated by the noise. "He requested that you change strategies to take down the horde."

Spin. Pause. Spin. Pause. Spin. "And if I don't want to?"

Pause. Spin. Pause. Spin. Pause. "He said that... You'll have to go fight alongside the troops..." Spin. Stop. I slapped the coin away with my hand and stood up, grinning.

"Finally, some fucking action." I mused, grabbing my pouches and gearing up, I pushed past Dorgill and went to Asshole #1's office. I slammed the door open and walked in, still grinning.

He sighed. "I thought that would be your reaction."

I leaned on the table. "Still, I'm not changing strategies." I stated plainly.

"Rosa, we can't keep this up, pretty soon the horde will-."

"We're winning." I plopped down in the seat. "If I change strategies now, the horde will definitely break through our defences."

Asshole #1's face relaxed a bit. "So that's why you've held the archers back and only sent the soldiers."

I nodded. "Indeed. Now if you'll excuse me, I have two things I'd like to complete."

"Two?"

"Yeah." I said. "One, take a bath and two, take a trip."

His face expression said it all. I turned and left. "Watch yourself."

"Yeah, yeah." I muttered and made my way to the baths. There, I stripped myself of my battle armor, which only consists of a top and bottom with a shoulder piece, just to cover my breasts and hold the cloth that covers areas below my belt. I got into the hotspring and immediately started washing myself.

Out of the bath, I got dressed and went to my office to finish my preperations to teleport. Where I ended up, I didn't know, so I prepared for anything and everything.

Dorgill burst into my office. "You didn't say you're leaving?!"

I turned to him. "Get out, and its only a short trip."

"Oh." He sighed and went out, closing the door.

After checking that I had all my equipment that I needed, I stepped into the teleportation symbol and started chanting.

As soon as the symbol started glowing, I shut my eyes and waited. Where was I, the battle commander, to end up?

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Well that soon cleared up when I opened my eyes and found myself face to face with a wolf, growling at me. I sighed. "Dear God, what have I gotten myself into this time?" I questioned.

I opened my senses to this new world. The wolf seemed surprised by this as I entered her mind.

"Terrycloth, huh? So I'm in that world." I sighed and sat down.

Did I ever once mention that in my world, we have advanced tech? No? Yes? Bah, whatever.

Not three seconds later, I heard the unmistakable voice of the blue haired bastard son of a bitch. "Who's that, Terry?"

I looked up at him, sighed again and then stood up. "Toriko..." I thought for a moment. He looked confused. "I don't like you." I said and then scanned the area.

"Hey, what the h-"

"Shh." I held up my finger. Just as I had heard, one helluva huge bird blasted out of nowhere. I grinned and grabbed by bow. I lined up and arrow and fired.

A direct hit. The bird-thing fell to the ground and I put my bow away. Toriko seemed completely lost for words. "How did you know it was coming?" He questioned.

I turned to him, sighed and then jabbed my finger to my forehead. "Instinct." I said. "Terry here could have smelt it long before you could."

He gave me a confused glance. "..."

I sighed, obviously no point getting through his thick skull. "I'm not even going to explain that." I said and walked over to the bird. I opened my third vision, which can be seen by my irises that turned deep purple, and scanned the bird-duck-chicken-thing.

Apparently, Toriko felt the new energy and jolted, as if he was shocked by an eel. I laughed and looked away from the bird, my eyes going back to its usual pale blue colour.

"This thing's got some good meat, but not a nice pelt." I said. Terry cocked her head to the side and stared at me in amazement. I looked around the place, noticing the lack of firewood. "Looks like I'll have to make some firewood." I sighed and pointed my palm at the tree to my left.

Not three seconds later, the tree fell down and split into pieces. The pieces then arranged themself into a neat pile and I smiled. Toriko was still lost with words. "What are you?" He asked.

I pointed my finger at the pile of wood and my finger ignited, shooting a ball of fire to the wood, which set ablaze not long after. "I don't think you'll believe me if I tell you, Toriko." I said, finally turning to him. "Anyway, did you get the jewel meat yet?" I asked.

Terry barked loudly, which gave me the idea that they did. "We got back yesterday." Toriko said.

I thought for a moment. "Then you'll probably want to get to the BB corn right about now, and not next week." I stated, the bird-pelican-thing hovering in midair above the fire.

"Wait, how did you know about the jewel meat?" He asked.

"I'm not from this world." I said, staring at the meat.

"What do you mean?"

I chuckled. "Meaning that I'm a time-traveler, or well, I can teleport to different worlds and dimensions."

Toriko's eyes widened. "A-awesome! How did you end up here? What's your name? Do you have any other superpowers? How did you know my name? What dimens-?"

"Woah! Woah! Woah! Back up buddy!" He was standing way to close for comfort. "And quit asking questions, dammit, you're annoying." I muttered. "Firstly, I decided to take a trip, secondly, my name is Rosa et Folium, no, I don't have superpowers, fool, I'm a mage, and I knew your name because-" I slapped my hand over my mouth.

I sighed mentally, thanking whoever was up there that I didn't say what I shouldn't. Toriko looked curious. "How do you know my name?" He questioned.

"Eh..." I stared at him. "That's classified information." I said.

He stared at me, probably hoping that I would spill the beans. Dear Lord all mighty, whatever you do, keep my mouth shut whenever I start talking about 'that'. I begged mentally.

I sighed in relief when his face turned all puppyish and he stared at the turkey-er-bird-pigeon-thing. "Is it ready yet?" He asked, drooling.

"One more minute." I sighed. After that, I removed the thing from the fire and handed it to Toriko.

"So you're saying to go after the BB corn now?" He asked a while later, after eating the whole bird-thing.

I nodded. "I know exactly where to find it, but if I didn't show up, you'd probably have gone later."

"Oh. Let's go then!"

"Wait a moment."

"What?"

I quickly opened my secondary hearing. I sighed when I heard nothing else. "Okay, let's go. Don't forget to take Komatsu with, I'm sure he'll find something useful there." I said.

Toriko jumped up. "Yosh! Let's go!"

Great. I get myself stuck in the world of Toriko, a bloody anime, and this is what it gets me. Hopefully I get to kick that other guys ass pretty good and then meet that other, other guy.