It was just an average day for the Overwatch members when suddenly there was a call to Ilios. Not ones to disappoint Mercy, D . va, Lucio, McCree Soldier: 76 and Tracer responded to the call, expecting it to be the damn red team again.
When they arrived they quickly realized it wasn't the red team douchebags but actually zombies. Not just any zombies, COMMUNIST zombies cause why not? Exiting their transport ship they prepared for some fun.
The zombies swarmed, slowly mind you, but they still swarmed from every direction. They were holding them off fairly well until McCree blurted out "IT'S HIGH NOON" and instantly killed like 600 zombies, it was sick. But wait! What's this? D . va took a bullet and was ejected out of her mech?!
Landing on the ground D . va now had only her pistol to help stop the swarms of zambies and as such, they began to get overrun. They ran back inside the transport ship and realized they were out of gas.
"Well fuck." Soldier: 76 said looking at the gas gauge lying on E.
"Now what?" Lucio asked sitting down on the couch.
"I've got no reception in this thing, so I can't get another mech till we get back outside." D . va said walking over to the door and looking at the thousands of zombies that had surrounded them.
"I could resurrect you guys but I have no idea if it would work after you've been devoured by zombies." Mercy said sitting down on the couch on the opposite end of Lucio.
"I've got 6 bullets, there's 6 of us." McCree said.
"We all have ammo dumbass." D . va said still looking out at the zombies.
"No need to be mean about it." McCree said walking over to the corner to cry.
"Now loves, no need to be down in the dumps. We can do this!" Tracer said trying to cheer the group up.
"Why don't we just open the door halfway, leaving it hanging above the zombies out of their reach, so that Hanna can call her mech down?" Mercy suggested standing up from the couch.
So they did, and it worked. They then proceeded to kill all the zambonies and had a good laugh with the gas station cashier about it. On the way back to the ship a stray zoinkzie slowly slinked its way towards the group. D . activated the self-destruct sequence on her mech and launched it towards the zambie.
As the mech exploded the group continued walking, not looking at the zombie because cool guys don't look at explosions. They refueled the ship and everyone boarded before they took off. On the way back all the grills on the team took off their shoes and were surprisingly all wearing cutesy mismatched socks.
The end.
