Every Naruto Character has a problem with someone else or something else. That's why I'm here today, I am going to solve all of they're problems! We will first talk to Sakura. I will go by the name Slushy for now.
Underlined words are I!!!
Italics are what there thinking and what's happening
Bold is translations
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Slushy: Sakura what's your problem?
Sakura: well I love Sasuke to death but he doesn't
Slushy: oh he notices you!
Sakura: what?
Slushy: nothing, have you ever tried …you know…acting like you don't like him?
Sakura: no
Slushy: well lets try it! Sasuke will you please join us?
Sasuke comes into the room and sits next to Sakura.
Inner Sakura: remember, you don't like him!
Sakura: right!
Slushy: now that were all here, you two start a conversation!
Sasuke: …
Sakura; what's your favorite color?
Sasuke: …black
Sakura: that's not a color,
Sasuke: yes it is!
Sakura: is not!!
Slushy: guys?
Sasuke: you weak moron it is too a color!!!
Sakura: look here you Emo freak! Black is a combination of all the colors!!
Slushy: hello?
Sasuke: Look here , I love Black and it is a ing color!!!!
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The chaos.
Slushy: now are you guys better now?
Sasuke: ya, sorry Sakura.
Sakura: its ok Sasuke black is a color.
Sasuke" I know.
Sakura: …
Slushy: ok now that that's solved we can go onto...Sasuke's problem!
Sasuke what's your problem?
Sasuke: Itachi! He killed my clan. I must slay him and avenge my clan!
Slushy: …ok um I REALLY don't want to do this but…. Itachi will you please join us?
Not that you have to!
Sasuke: What? He coming? I am so not ready for-
Itachi: scared Sasuke?
Slushy: this is going to end badly isn't it?
Sasuke: (gulp) no I'm not scared.
Itachi: …right.
Slushy: why didn't I become a lawyer?
Sasuke: bring it Itachi!!
Slushy: oh god no!
Itachi: nah
Slushy: nooooo…wait…what?
Sasuke: what?
Itachi: I said no!
Slushy: sweet
Sasuke: why?
Itachi: I just want her to solve my problem!
Sasuke: what about my problem?
Slushy: just say sorry Itachi!
Itachi: fine…I'm sorry…Sasuke
Slushy: See that wasn't too hard was it?
Sasuke and Itachi: No
Slushy: great! Now next is Shikamaru-
Itachi: what about me?
Slushy: come back later I have a schedule!
Itachi: fine!
Slushy: anyway Shikamaru what is the problem?
Shikamaru: everything and everyone is a drag.
Slushy: um I knew you were going to say that.
Shikamaru: so ca you help me or not?
Me: no one can help you but may I recommend Dr. Phil?
Shikamaru: that show is such a drag.
Slushy: ya um…bye
Shikamaru: whatever
Slushy: our next troubled person is Lee!
Lee: my problem is these!! (Points to insanely large eyebrows.)
Slushy; I didn't even ask Lee
Lee: so?
Slushy: (sigh) well why are they a problem for you?
Lee: have you seen them?!
Slushy: ya…so shave them.
Lee: but they're…not mine.
Slushy: what!!
Lee: ya they're Garra's
Slushy: …again what?
Lee: I stole them
Slushy: so give them back!
Lee: I don't want to
Slushy: weirdo….so next is-
Lee: no I have another problem!!
Slushy: I never could have guessed, what is it?
Lee: Sakura: she thinks I'm a joke.
Slushy: no?
Lee: yes!
Slushy: get rid of them!
Lee: that is not even an option they belong to me now!
Slushy: ok ok I get it
Lee: so what do I do?
Slushy: get ri-
Lee: no!
Slushy: fine I don't think I can help you then, well I could get Garra-
Lee: hell No!!!!! He'll kill me!
Slushy: …our next person up is Ino!
Lee: but what about me!?
Ino: who cares? Sakura will never love you. Naruto has a better chance!
Lee: that hurts!
Slushy: the truth hurts Lee get on with you life! So Ion what seems to be the problem?
Slushy: Sakura!!
Slushy: you too!!! And why?
Ino: because she's prettier, smarter, stronger, and nicer than me!!
Slushy: well you could start by getting a make over then a brain and after that-
Ino: ok that's enough I'm going to cry now.
Slushy: sorry
Ino: I think….I should go!
Slushy: please don't
Ino: (sob) I am beautiful!!
She runs out of the roomSlushy: there goes my raise…ANYWAY! Next are Neji and Hinata! Well what is your guy's problem? (Man that gets old!)
Neji: Hinata.
Hinata: what!
Slushy: why is she you problem?
Neji: it's her fault that I'm not the head of the Hyuga clan!
Hinata: oh get over it Neji!!
Slushy: yes I agree Neji!
Neji: …
Slushy: so any other problems Neji?
Neji: no
Hinata: Neji!!
Neji: fine just one more!!
Slushy: and it is….?
Neji: Kiba always calls me…um…a
Hinata: oh just say it Neji!!
Neji: he always calls me a girl!!
Slushy: lol
Neji: Hey!
Slushy: sorry, Kiba will you please join us?
Kiba: hey girly!!
Neji: go to hell!
Slushy: come on guys get along! So why do you call Neji a girl Kiba?
Kiba: have you seen him? He looks like a girl right Akamaru?
Akamaru: woof! Woof! Translation: (Totally!)
Neji: I do not!!
Akamaru: woof!! Like hell you don't!!
Neji: Blah, Blah, Blah I can't hear you!!!
Akamaru: Woof! You're such a slut
Neji: what?
Akamaru: Woof! But I like your cut!
Neji: really!
Akamaru: woof! You're such a slut!
Neji: you still think I'm a slut?
Akamaru: Woof! Ya
Kiba: Neji you're talking to a dog!! That's my thing!
Hinata: Can't you two just get along?
Slushy: hey that's my line!!! Anyway Kiba STOP-calling Neji a girl even though he may look like one.
Neji: hey!
Kiba: fine, Neji but tell him to stop talking to Akamaru is…. weird.
Slushy: (sigh) fine, Neji stop talking to the damn dog!
Neji: fin but only if-
Slushy: ok Neji he'll stop! You two may leave
They exitSlushy: now Hinata what's you problem?
Hinata: well I can't seem to talk to Naruto
Slushy: why? Naruto is geek? (No he's not he's a cutey)
Hinata: I like him
Slushy: …oh…sorry
Hinata: what should I do?
Lee: I need help too!!
Slushy: get rid of the dam eyebrows lee!!!
Lee: never!!!
Slushy: looks just tell Garra he'll understand!
Lee: really?
Slushy: I hope so cause if not you so dead!!! Now leave before I call security!
Lee: great.
Lee leaves. Ha it rhymes!!
Hinata: what the Hell can I do?
Slushy: Ok ok just calm down Hinata. I'll just Ask Naruto to join us and we'll get this all straitened out!
Hinata: oh god no!
Slushy; will you please join us Naruto?
Naruto: hey guys how are you?
Hinata: I-I…Naru..to?
Slushy: Hinata are you ok you look a little…..(Hinata faints) man she really did have a problem!
Naruto; is she ok?
Slushy: not likely
Naruto: …
Slushy: Anyway while your here tell me you problem.
Naruto: well…Kisames' my problem!!
Slushy: what the hell did he do to you?
Naruto: he keeps eating my damn Ramen!!
Slushy: have you told him to stop?
Naruto: no
Slushy: problem solved Man what dose Hinata see in you?
Naruto: wow you really do solve things thanks!!
Slushy: …anyways! Next up is Shino!! Shino what-
Shino: That Damned Kankuro keeps fucking with my bugs!!!
Slushy: What do you mean "fucking" with them?
Shino: he uses pest control and sprays it in us!!!
Slushy: us? Well get back at him!!
Shino: how?
Slushy: he seems to like puppets so but a fake one and replace it with the real one!!!
Shino: I don't know that puppet scares me…
Slushy: so? You want him to stop spraying you with pest control right?
Shino: yes
Slushy: well go for it!!
Shino: thanks!
Slushy: yup! Next up is Garra!! Ok know what….wait Garra!!! Garra walks into room
Slushy: (oh no) um so Garra what seems to be the problem?
Garra: Lee has my damn eyebrows and he won't give them back!!
Slushy: really?
Garaa: really what?
Slushy: that's it?
Garra" what do you mean that's it?
Slushy: I thought that you'd deal with you own problems but you eyebrows?
Garra: now I have a new problem!!
Slushy: what?
Garra: you!!
Slushy: shit
Garra moves towards herSlushy: security!!
Camera dude: there on lunch break they'll be back in an hour!
Slushy: Mental note don't give Security lunch breaks!!!
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Ok I'll stop there I'm sick of typing!!! Part 2 will be coming soon!!!
I hope that you review!!! And I didn't mean too make fun of any of them to much but I really don't think that way about them so don't hate me!!
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