"How To Spend Your Summer; The PoT Way"

{This is a three (YES 3) OneShot collection fic that will be updated monthly. This March, it's Seigaku's How To. Enjoy!!}

Pairings: You have to find out!!

WARNINGS: No SPOILERS!!! But grammatical errors and very weird writing style!!

DISCLAIMER: No PoT is NOT mine! Because if it were mine, then Eiji would have been the PoT, Seigaku is made up of Eiji, Fuji, Choutarou, Jirou, Niou and Marui and Ryoma would have ended up with Sakuno already.


In Japan, summer was coming. In fact, summer is already there (and it is felt there too). In that country, 3 prominent schools will be seen on how they spend their summer. Now let us begin this fic with a certain school.

~How To Spend Your Summer; The Seigaku Way~

1.) Write down all the important details and eventful things that happened to you or your teammates that can be used as blackmail.

In a nearby candy store, Eiji passed by when the door flew open, straight to his face. It was too late to avoid the door. This caused the red-head a trip to the hospital.

"Ii data", Inui murmured as he writes down on his notebook.

Then, Tezuka passed by when a woman in her late fifties tried seducing him.

"Hmm, Ii data",

Inui continued writing that he didn't notice that he went to a comfort room for girls.

"Hmmm, noone saw me. Not going to write it down.", Inui murmured while the blush is still visible in his face.

"Saa, Inui went in a comfort room for girls, Ii data", Fuji suddenly appeared out of nowhere and wrote as well.

2.) Always bring your camera around to help you capture some of your memorable shots.

Taka made a kid cry because (someone gave it to him) he was holding a racket.

"Saa, good quality.", Fuji said as he clicks his camera.

Momo was misunderstood as a pervert when he dropped something behind a lady who was wearing a mini-skirt.

*click*

Kaidoh was forcefully bought to the home for stray cats. He is now surrounded by sooo many adorable nekos.

*click* "This will be perfect for my new journal", Fuji announced as he walks away to find more victims of his blackmails. But, he didn't notice a certain figure following him.

*click*"Hoi hoi, I learned it from the master.", Eiji chuckled as he follows Fuji.

3.) For the sake of summer time, give your tensai a taste of his own medicine. Or, simply prank him back.

Fuji was heading home. He was tired after taking so many pictures. Feeling proud of his work, he made a turn which he had wish that he had never made.

"Oi!! It's Fuji Syuuske!",

"Your right!! Get him!!", suddenly a swoon of fangirls appeared out of nowhere and started asking random questions at him.

"Fuji Syuuske is it true that you and Tezuka Kunimitsu had MADE OUT?",

"Is it true that you actually seduced him to this kind of thing?",

"Are you really the UKE of your pairing?",

"Eh? What are you all talking about?", The tensai finally asked.

"Here", one girl gave him a picture. It was Tezuka with him doing ... ... (S3x) ...

"...", Fuji stared at the picture before another group ambushed him. At the other corner, Kikumaru was chuckling when a girl who was heading for Fuji, asked him.

"Excuse me are you Kikumaru Eiji", Eiji nods.

"Thanks for the info!", The girl ran towards Fuji.

"Nya~! Mission accomplish here.", Eiji said while holding his cell phone at his ear.

"Hai, it was a success. Yeah nya~ I owe you one Niou-kun. Ja ne!", Eiji ended the call as he heads home.

4.) If you went outside and met up with your teammates, don't forget to bring an aspirin.

Tezuka had made his way out of the Tezuka residence and soon enough, he was out. He grabbed a small box (match box size) full of aspirins and put it in his pocket. He passed by Momo who was fighting with Kaidoh at a nearby store. Momo saw Tezuka and called him immediately. Momo kept on asking something that made Tezuka twitch his eyebrows a lot.

"Tezuka-buchou! Tell that stupid viper that guys can be raped nowadays!", Momo asked his stoic buchou for the 156th time.

"Pshhh, Tezuka-buchou, it's impossible!! Besides, how can they do it?", Kaidoh asked while glaring at Momo.

"Well, anal rape! I hope that even YOU know what does that mean!",

"Well, how would YOU know? Did you experience it already?",

"Of course not!! If I had then I would have been MPREG by now!", Momo continued on fighting with Kaidoh and soon, the topic became … MPreg.

"…", Tezuka twitched his eyebrows again and grabbed an aspirin from his pocket. He knew that it would be a long day for him.

5.) Always have a senpai to back you up when you are running short on cash.

Ryoma and Momo were in trouble. Eiji wasn't able to go to the burgers with them and now they have a total of ¥120, 000 to the burger place. Kawamura passed by when he was being dragged by Echizen to the inside.

"So nice of you to help us Kawamura-senpai! So we will be leaving! Bye!", Momo dragged Echizen off when Kawamura was left to pay their bill. Since he does not have ¥120, 000 with him, he was forced to clean the dishes and spend all his free time on working there.

"Uhh, Momo-senpai, are you sure that's okay? You might get karma.",

"Ehh, I didn't know you believed those kind of things --", Momo slip and fell.

"Mada, Mada, Da Ne!", Ryoma walked home.

6.) If you have a mother-hen who is over-stressed, then this summer, make him laugh (or cry).

Oishi was worried and panicking (again). He kept on saying that he is forgetting something but he couldn't remember it. Eiji & Momo saw the opportunity and then …

"Hoi Oishi!! Why are you panicking again?", Eiji asked.

"That's right Oishi-senpai! If you worry too much, 'IT' might posses you!", Momo emphasized on the 'IT' part.

"What 'IT'?", Oishi asked while Eiji looked at Momo with a (jokingly) serious face.

"You know! 'IT'! The Summer Demon! It posses anybody who is very stressed out this summer!", Eiji waved his hands around making hand gestures.

"There are 3 signs to know when you are possessed by a summer demon. 1, you begin to forget stuff easily. 2, you will hallucinate at things. 3, you will hear things differently.", Momo explained.

"Eh? Yeah, I am starting to forget things. But, I'm not hallucinating or hearing things.", Oishi tried his best to calm down.

"Yet. It might start shortly though.", Fuji enters the room wearing a …

"Eh!? Fuji! Why are you wearing a sailor uniform?", Oishi asked with his eyes wide open.

"Eh? What are you talking about Oishi?", Fuji made an innocent smile.

"Yeah Oishi-senpai! Fuji-senpai is wearing his jersey!", Momo announced.

"Oh no!! It's starting Oishi!", Eiji tried his best not to laugh.

"Oo ga naman Oishi. Bakit parang hindi ka makatingin ng maayos? May problema ba?", Fuji started talking and speaking ...

"Eh!? Did you just spoke in Tagalog?", Oishi began to move backward as he points at Fuji.

"Okay now your seriously crazy Oishi!", Eiji still held his laughter.

"Oishi-senpai is possessed!! I will do the ritual for you!", Momo suddenly changed his clothes from his jersey to a cloak. He started talking in Latin.

"Oh NO!!! I'm going crazy!! That Summer Demon possessed me!!!!", Oishi ran out of the room.

"I think we over-did it Eiji-senpai", Momo got back into his jersey.

"Oh, yeah, were did you learn to speak in Tagalog Fuji?", Eiji asked

"Hmm, Internet.", Fuji went out.

7.) Let your curiosity out! Ask random questions.

Echizen Ryoma was casually walking along the road when random questions started going up his head. Since he was heading to Seigaku to meet up with Momo, anyway, he might as well ask the questions to his senpais. They do know what is BEST.

Momo twitched, Kaidoh's jaws dropped while Fuji was grinning madly.

"... ... Tell me, where did you hear about butt-sex?", Momo couldn't help but ask.

"Just randomly pops up to my head, why what does that mean?",

"Psshhhh"

"Sorry, but looks like noone knows.", Fuji finally saved Momo and Kaidoh's butts.

"Then at least you could tell me what is 'BJ' ?", Momo twitched more now and Kaidoh was groaning loadly on his mind.

"Well, Momo, you handle this k'?", Fuji went out and left them with an innocent Ryoma.

8.) Do summer classes with your Data-man

Taka is not gonna like this. He is not gonna like one single bit of what is happening to him. Okay, this is what happened, Takashi Kawamura is failing Math and now someone has to tutor him or he needs to take summer classes. Unfortunately for him, his summer tutor is...

"Anou, Inui, are you really sure that 'THAT' is safe or legal?", Taka finally asked Inui.

"... ... ...",

"Inui?",

"There is a 99.9% chance of you fainting and 1% chance that you might 'DIE'. I still haven't work on the side-effects so, let's just say that if you die I wouldn't be responsible for it. Also, to avoid from that happening you have to answer every question I ask.", Inui explained.

"... ... ...",

"Okay now Kawamura, in the expression ; x - 3 = 27 ; please find x.",

"X = 30", Taka glowed for his determination.

"Then give me the square root of infinity",

" ... ... ... Inui?",

"Yes?",

"Are you really sure that there is an answer for that?",

"Yes, its infinity square root of X",

"Oh ... ... ...",

"Oh and Kawamura?",

"Haa?",

"Drink up", Inui made Taka suffer for the rest of the summer.

9.) Finally, let's play some tennis (if your team is still sane after that

"So Momo-senpai, are you gonna tell me what 'BJ' means or not?", Ryoma asked his senior.

"Eiji, please explain this photo right now.", Fuji opened his eyes and looked at Eiji.

"Mou, Fujiko! it was just a prank!! I swear I just did it for fun!!", Eiji explained

"This is your fault mamushi!! If you would have believed in the first place that guys can be raped, then Echizen wouldn't be asking me these types of questions!", Momo and Kaidoh were fighting.

"Pshhhh, Then tell him what it means!", Kaidoh answered.

"Help!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The Summer Demon has possessed me!! Someone help me!! I'm going insane!!", Oishi ran in circles.

"I--nu--i, no--mo--re ...", Kawamura died (I think)

"Hmm, so there was a probability that you would die.", Inui wrote on his notebook.

"... ... ... everyone has gone insane, even as the captain, I cannot handle them anymore. So, I'll leave them for now.", Tezuka left with the insane regulars

And that's how you will spend your summer the Seigaku way!!

~OWARI~

{Minna! part one ish done!! Next month is "How to Spend Your Summer; The Hyoutei Way" So stay tuned!! Don't forget to review!! See you next month!!}