I don't own My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.
1. The Newcomer
"And that's how Equestria was made!" finished Pinkie Pie.
"Pinkie, you just told us how you tripped one day while walking home." said Twilight Sparkle.
"Oh, I should tell you about that, tragic."
"Excuse me?" asked a Pegasus pony walking in. He had pitch black skin and turquoise mane and tail.
"Yea?" asked Applejack.
"I'm sorry, just moved from Canterlot, I'm looking for a Rainbow Dash, would anyone know where she is?"
"We do…but why do you want to see her?" asked Rainbow Dash, who was sitting right next to Rarity.
"I'm looking for her because she thinks she's the fastest pony in Equestria. I would like to prove her wrong."
"How so?" asked Rainbow, smiling.
"Meet me in the sky right over this location tomorrow. That should prove everything." The Pegasus left.
"Jackass." muttered Rainbow.
"Hell must have frozen over of somebody thinks they can beat you. " said Rarity.
"Nothing's impossible." said AJ.
"Try stapling jello to a tree." pointed out Pinkie Pie.
"10 bucks says I can do that." replied Rainbow.
"I'll go get the stapler!" said Twilight.
Over Ponyville, 5:00 AM
"Alright, hotshot. You wanna race me? Fine by me, but when you get your ass kicked I don't expect whining."
"Okay then…same goes to you."
"Ugh, lets just get it over with…one…two…three!" they both sped off.
Rainbow immediately realized why he was so arrogant. He was accelerating at an alarming rate, and a mach cone began to form around him.
"No way…" she muttered. She tried her hardest to speed up and match his pace, but she simply couldn't.
BOOM!
He did it, a perfect Sonic Rainboom. Rainbow gaped in awe. Somepony actually did it! Somepony actually flies faster than she does! He quickly flew back to her.
"How's that, Dashie?"
"Don't call me Dashie."
"Dashie."
"Speaking of names, what's yours?"
"I'm Poison."
"Well, Poison, it appears I've met my match."
"You certainly have."
"Man, your worse than me…"
"Probably. Say, there's a new restaurant down the street from here. Wanna go tonight?" Rainbow smiled.
"I barely know you."
"Yep.
"And you're asking me out. On a date."
"Yes. ."
"What the hell."
Cool. See ya." He sped off like a bullet. Rainbow sighed and went to her houses direction. A few yards a way, Fluttershy hovered concealed behind a cloud.
Twilight's house, 10:21 PM
"No way!" said Twilight.
"Yes, I heard the whole thing."
"He have to spy on her."
"Rarity, that may be the BEST IDEA EVER!" said Twilight.
"I dunno…" began Applejack.
"Aw, come on! She won't even know we're there!" said Pinkie.
"Yea, with you there." They all started laughing.
"Dashie's got a coltfriend!" sang Pinkie.
"Now, we need to plan this carefully."
"Easy. We wear camo and look in a window."
"Great idea, AJ! Let's go!"
Destination Ponyville, 7:30 PM
"And that's how I got my Cutie Mark." finished Lightning, pointing to his poison joke cutie mark.
"Nice story. Say, you ain't half bad." said Rainbow.
"There are five people spying on us. One yellow, one white, one purple, one pink, one orange."
"Those are my friends."
"Go figure. What do we do?"
"We scare the hell outta em'. Brb." Rainbow said, heading towards the bathroom.
Outside the restaurant, 7:40 PM
"She hasn't come out of the bathroom for 8 minutes!" whispered Twilight.
"Ya think she slipped out unnoticed and came to bust her spying friends?" asked Rainbow, smudged up against the window like they all were.
"Maybe…HEY!" shouted Rarity as they all looked over at her.
"Well, well, well." said Rainbow, smiling.
"Caught us red hooved." said Fluttershy.
"Damn right. Woah, who made the camo? It looks awesome!" said an approaching Poison.
"Pinkie did and Dammit how'd ya figure us out?" said Twilight.
"All the customers were staring at a window." replied Poison, smiling.
"You better get your ass home and write a certain princess a letter about fricken' friendship." said Rainbow.
"Yea…that wasn't very nice of us."
"Hell no! The princess better send you to the moon for all you've done." teased Dash.
"Actually, she's done that seven times." Everypony's eyes widened.
"…anyway, gotta go!" she ran off.
"And then there were 4." said Poison.
"3 see ya!" shouted Fluttershy, flying off.
"3." said Rainbow.
Pinkie Pie quickly escaped.
"2." gritted Poison.
Rarity and Applejack sped off in opposite directions. Rainbow caught up with AJ and pinned her while Poison slammed Rarity to the ground.
"I don't think so." said Poison.
"No chance in hell." said Rainbow, smiling.
"Please make our deaths quick and painless." said Rarity.
Applejack threw a hoof-punch, letting Rainbow get distracted for a moment, and she sped off.
"One little pony, all alone." said Poison.
"You read that?" asked Rainbow.
"Yea. And you know what happens next…"
"Don't hang me!" screamed Rarity.
"We're kidding. Get outta here." said Rainbow. Poison lifted his hoof and Rarity sped off.
"Can we finish our food?" asked Rainbow, smiling.
"Sure…unless you have other friends I need to know about.
"Nope."
"Great. Let's go."
Twilight's house, 8:00 PM
"Dammit! What did we do wrong? I read all of my books on espionage…"
"I think we weren't hidden enough." said Applejack.
"Was it my camo? I hope it wasn't my camo." replied Pinkie.
"It probably was." said Rarity.
"And I can't believe you bailed on us, Twilight!" said Fluttershy.
"Yea, love and tolerate!"
"Oh, please, like everyone else here wouldn't have done the same thing."
"Well…Dammit, she's right." said Rarity.
"Spike?"
"Yea, Twilight?"
"Write this down."
"Dear Princess Celestia…
My horrible friends goaded me into an idea that was a complete invasion of privacy and they used peer pressure to convince me to unrightfully spy on Rainbow Dash. It was all their fault and I should have been more aware that peer pressure is dangerous.
Please don't send me to the moon with Luna again,
Your faithful and always right student,
Twilight Sparkle
P.S I think your awesome."
"What the hell was that?" asked AJ
"The truth."
"IT WAS YOUR IDEA IN THE FIRST-"
"Well look at that, the end of the chapter, see ya!" said Pinkie.
