AN's: Just a bit of silliness that came to me today. I'm a bit rusty, but I hope you all enjoy!
Disclaimer: J.K. Rowling owns them.
Ron gripped the chair in front of him so hard his knuckles turned white.
"So…what are you saying exactly?"
"Ron…" Hermione touched his arm.
"No, Hermione. I want him to say it." He turned his glare to the man across the kitchen of the Burrow.
"I think you know what I'm saying, Ron." Harry stood with his hands in his pockets, looking cool as a cucumber.
Ron's blood boiled at the sight of him.
"Do I?"
"Yes, you do."
There was a pause.
"So you're saying…that Ginny is pregnant," Ron managed through gritted teeth.
"Yes, she is."
"Which means…"
Harry sighed.
"That Ginny and I are having a baby."
"That's not all it means."
"Oh for goodness sake, Ro-"
"Hermione stay out of this! I'm talking to the guy who knocked up my little sister! And he's not even sorry!"
"Of course I'm not sorry."
"But you…you and…it means…"
He was cut off as Ginny entered the room.
"Merlin's balls Ron! Yes, Harry and I had sex and that's how I got pregnant! We've been married almost two years now! Babies don't just magically appear out of thin air! If you want to have a family you have to do the work first!"
She turned to Harry. "Not that it's work, love. It's wonderful."
Harry beamed at her, his face a mixture of amusement and adoration.
"Ginny!" Ron's ears had turned red.
"Oh shut it," she said. "It's the same work you and Hermione have been doing! Don't act like the whole house couldn't hear the two of you last night, you should know that your walls are the thinnest in this place!"
And with that she stormed out of the room.
It was quiet for a few moments, before Ron sighed and looked at Hermione. She was smiling; her cheeks were as red as his ears.
"I suppose she has a point. Still, it's not an image I want."
He walked over to Harry and held out a hand.
"Congratulations, Harry."
Harry grinned and shook it before pulling Ron in for a hug.
"Thanks mate."
Hermione, still smiling, could only shake her head and went to follow Ginny.
She hoped, when they had their own good news, Ron would take it better.
