Note: written for the Free-For-All-Fic-For-All at the AskTheSquishykins tumblr.
Prompt: Anything Kitten-centric
This is CATverse, taking place just after Christmas when Kitten is three.
UNCLE SQUISHY BY KITTEN
As dictated to Captain
Once upon a time there was a man named Squishy. He was very funny, but he was not nice to some people who were mean or dumb. Sometimes mean people wanted to hurt him because they thought he was not nice. Captain, Al, and Techie went to live with Squishy because they liked him, and then people didn't hurt him anymore. If somebody tried to hurt Squishy, they would get beaten up instead. Nobody hurt Squishy's friends either, because he could be scary to people who were mean to his friends.
Then I was born. We had lots of cake.
I love Squishy very much. He is my best friend.
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Jonathan didn't unwrap the little notebook, filled with Kitten's words in Captain's hand and little crayon drawings by the child herself, until several days after Christmas. He never showed it to anyone.
But they could have found it if they had ever had reason to look under his pillow.
Thank goodness they never did.
