Beans
A/N: Ok, people. For your own sanity… don't ask how I got this idea. I had this casserole with beans in it for dinner, and now I'm burping and farting. Yes, it's very lady-like, I know… LOL! Anyway, I'm writing a funny fanfic to it -...
Disclaimer: (sticks out tongue at anyone who dares to ask)
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Yzak and Dearka were on their way to a meeting with the High-Council, when they decided to stop and get something for lunch.
"What do you want, Yzak?" asked Dearka, while looking over the sandwiches behind the counter.
"I'll get a burrito." replied Yzak, passing some money over the counter to the clerk.
"Ah-ah-ah! My treat, pal!" Dearka shoved his hand in his back pocket, pulling out a handful of change.
"And what will it be for you, sir?" asked the clerk, opening the glass behind the counter, and reaching for a burrito.
"Uh, just a ham sandwich, thanks."
"Here ya go." The old man passed both meals across the smooth countertop, and Dearka gave him the money to pay for it.
"Let's go, Yzak. We're gonna be late."
"…Since when do you care…?" asked Yzak, though it was more of a statement, than a question.
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It was during the meeting, when Yzak's burrito started to kick in. Athrun, having taken over his father's position as the chairman, was making a good point about the disagreement between Zaft and the Earth Alliance.
"The previous war did not benefit us in the least. Instead, it's making our own lives, and the lives of all Coordinators, much more difficult. If we do not make a sincere attempt at peace with the Naturals, another war is sure to start-"
Suddenly, Yzak let out a big, huge fart. Everyone was quiet, and Athrun just stopped talking; everyone now looking at Yzak
"That was...disgusting" said Athrun. Kira's eye was twitching, and Dearka was laughing so hard he fell out of his chair.
"Oh my goodness…!" said Nicole.
"I wont be sleeping with you tonight." said Imoko, Yzak's girlfriend of three years. The brunette got up and moving away from Yzak.
Suddenly, a horrible stench came across everyone noses.
"oh, my fucking god! What is that?" yelled Athrun, covering his nose.
"...Need.. air..." gasped Kira, running for the door, same as everyone else.
"BEANS ARE GOOD FOR YOUR HEALTH!" yelled Yzak in defense.
"Oh god! It's just like the fifth grade Mexican party!" cried Athrun in dismay.
"Good times!" cheered Dearka, laughing his blonde head off. "That was funny when Yzak ate five burritos, and he was in the bathroom for 2 hours! He stunk up the entire school!"
"Don't bring back mental images...please?" begged Athrun.
Yzak sat there at the table; all alone, as everyone else was backed up against the far wall, filing out of the room in single form. His mother had warned him when he was little, not to eat beans, but he liked them for some odd reason.
"It's safe!" shouted Yzak. They pushed Dearka in first.
"H-hey, w-wait!" yelped the tanned young man. "Why me?"
"Knowing you, this is your fault!" answered Athrun, who had pushed him inside in the first place.
"Don't worry, I'm not going to kill you with my farts." assured Yzak.
"Yeah, but from now on, keep away from beans, ok?" pleaded Kira.
"Deal." agreed Yzak.
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A/N: lol! The end! Hope you like this short story! I just couldn't help but write this! - Poor Yzak, Imoko wont sleep with him! Oh, just so ya know, Imoko is Tofu-Master's OC. Thanx, Tofu-sama, for 'beta'ing all my fics for me. I hope to get them all posted soon! xD? Lmao! Anyway hope you like it! D
