Carlisle: We're going to investigate the volcanic tubes that may or may not lead to an underground paradise as yet unknown to mankind!
Emmett: We're going on a journey to the center of the Earth!
Jasper: We're locking Emmett in a volcano.
Alice: We're going to a place that probably has a mall within three-hundred feet of it!
Esme: We're going on a trip for some family bonding!
Rosalie: We're going to some, like, really boring place with no mirrors. Hmphh.
Edward: We're bringing Bella!
Bella: I'm doing something with my vampire family!
