Disclaimer: I disclaim! I don't own Gundam in any way, shape, or form!

Warnings: shounen-ai (ha! I warned you, so no flaming!) kissing, OOC-ness



Raw Meat

One day, Heero decided to go for a bit of entertainment, so he climbed into the back of Wufei's green SUV and waited for the fun to begin. Of course, he didn't forget his favorite stuffed animal: a rainbow striped monkey that screeched when you squeezed it. A few moments later, his crush, Duo, and Wufei, climbed into the front seat. Nobody wondered why they didn't go to the back. Probably because the authoress says so.

Anyways, they began to kiss, lightly at first, but soon Duo climbed onto Wufei's lap, where they continued passionately. Soon, hands were straying, and Heero, frustrated at his seemingly-too-small pants, banged the monkey against the seat. It promptly screeched. Luckily for him, Duo didn't notice it, and Wufei thought it had come from his braided lover.

"Oh, Duo, you know I love it when you make those wild animal noises," He growled throatily, ravaging the bishounen. A moment later, a button hit Heero in the eye. Not to be discouraged, the perfect soldier leaned in hungrily. Finally, it slipped out, just as easily as Duo did from his black satin boxers.

"Raw meat." he murmured, greedily taking in all he could see of his beautiful roommate. This, unfortunately, did not go unnoticed.



And they lived happily ever after. The End.

































































And they lived happily ever after. The End.