Harry Potter was sitting under a tree, happily making out with Cho Chang when all of a sudden a great gust of wind blows them over and they roll down the hill. MWA HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Voldemort (who happened to cause the lovley little breeze) laughs. I have you now harry! He shouts gleefully. This time you won't escape! Imperio! He makes Cho try to kill harry by suffocating him to death as she kisses him. MWA HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! No one can beat my genius in the end! harry pulls away from Cho and lunges at Voldie, singing the dreaded BARNEY SONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I love you, you love me... Noooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Voldie screams in agony, Not the BARNEY SONG! I can't take the Barney song! Noooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Mommy! Mommy! Save me!
Dun Dun Dun Duuuuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Gilderoy Lokhart the glamorous comes to the rescue! What can I do for you kind sir? Anything! I'll even give you an autograph! NNNooooooooooo!!! Voldie dissaperates with a pop. harry and cho dissapear mysteriously with a pop. Gilderoy Lockhart wonders where all his fans are and ambles off to torture someone else.
Dun Dun Dun Duuuuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Gilderoy Lokhart the glamorous comes to the rescue! What can I do for you kind sir? Anything! I'll even give you an autograph! NNNooooooooooo!!! Voldie dissaperates with a pop. harry and cho dissapear mysteriously with a pop. Gilderoy Lockhart wonders where all his fans are and ambles off to torture someone else.
