Chapter 1: Infiltration of the Autobots

"Whee!" Goldblast exclaimed as Blitzwing swung her around before throwing her into the nearby wall.

"You annoying piece of metal!" Hothead growled as he walked to the bridge.

"Let's do it again!" She grinned as she followed the triple changer to meet with the others.

"Okay!" Random exclaimed as he took her by the hands and threw her into Starscream.

"You dare bump into me!" Starscream yelled as he looked down at the sitting Goldblast.

"Me and Blitzwing were playing a game!" She said as her purple optics gleamed with playfulness.

"Its Blitzwing and I. She won't shut up, so I tried throwing her around." Icy explained as he crossed his arms.

"You know that just affects her more to the point of already being annoying." Blackarachnia said as she grabbed Goldblast's helm and shook it as an example. Goldblast just smiled as she grabbed Blackarachina's wrist and threw her towards Starscream, making them crash down to the floor.

"Play nice or else you know what Megatron will do to you!" Random warned as he laughed maniacally.

"Aww...okay…" She sighed with disappointment.

"I still don't understand how she listens to only you!" Starscream exclaimed.

"Because the inferior needs to respect the superior." Megatron explained as he entered. The Decepticons stood side by side as Megatron walked towards the front of the bridge.

"Starscream, report." Megatron commanded.

"Energy readings off the scale, my liege. Shall I set fire on the autobots?" Starscream questioned.

"Cripple their ship, but do not destroy it… yet." Megatron commanded.

"Yes, yes, what a brilliant strategy on wise and great leader!" Starscream praised.

"I wanna play! I wanna play! Lord Megatron, may I please play?!" Goldblast pleaded as she jumped up and down.

"Go to the autobot ship and distract them while I get the allspark." Megatron said through commlink,

"No you may not…" He said aloud. She nodded as she went to the launch bay.

"Time to go play!" She smiled as she transformed into her Alt. mode, and flew to the autobot's ship. However, she flew so fast that she broke the window and knocked into Bumblebee. When this happened, Bumblebee turned into a blushing mess as he went into contact with the femme, but grew scared as he saw her insigma.

"Oww… that hurt!" She groaned as she shook her head. She then punched Bumblebee so hard that he had a dent in his chestplate.

"You…" Ratchet gasped as he looked at the wayward Decepticon. She punched the ninja bot coming at her.

"Who or what is she?!" Optimus exclaimed as he tried to stop her.

"You should know, You were one of the three primes to authorize her experimentation." He said. Optimus was distracted when Goldblast punched him straight in the spark chamber.

"Retreat back to the Nemesis, I will get the Allspark." Megatron commanded. She stopped attacking and escaped through the broken window. She returned to the nemesis and saw Starscream smirking at the Autobot ship.

"I've done it! I finally destroyed Megatron! You won't tell anyone, right Goldblast? Oh wait, you're too stupid for anyone to believe, especially with your stupid Blitzwing obsession!" Starscream grinned as he walked away from the launch bay. She then ran to the bridge and tried to tell Blitzwing about what Starscream did to Megatron.

"Aww what a nice story! Did you scramble your circuits again?" Random cooed as he patted her helm.

"But it's true!" She pouted, keeping her act up.

"That is enough. I will not stand for these fictional ideas." he said as he opened her panel that lead to her wiring.

"But I-!" All of a sudden, she couldn't talk.

"I spent 3 orbital cycles learning how to disable a voice synthesizer for one solar cycle. This will do me much good." Icy said with a smirk as he walked away.

"Who are you going to tell now…?" Starscream smirked as he left the now mute femme alone. She then decided to go to Lugnut to tell him what had happened to Megatron.

Lugnut was the only other bot that knew of her true nature, and her secret of being the true second in command. She tried to tell him through various motions, but had once again failed.

"Um… I have no idea…" Lugnut said. She groaned without it being vocally heard, and left. The bomb then went off, and the allspark triggered the space bridge to life, which made an explosion. Blitzwing had already escaped the nemesis in an escape pod. Little did he know, Goldblast was waiting in anger inside the same pod that Blitzwing was in.

"Whew… that was close…" Icy sighed. Goldblast grew angry and tackled Blitzwing.

"Hey!*switch*Not the faces! *switch*" Random, Icy, and Hothead pleaded as she punched their faces. Soon she stopped, and Blitzwing's head was still spinning slowly till it stopped on Icy.

"I understand that you are angry.*switch* You didn't have to hit me, stupid femme!" He exclaimed.

"You wanna hear a joke?" Random smiled as he held Goldblast close. She still fumed in anger as she struggled like a child in the triple changer's grip.

"Have you ever eaten a clock? No? Because it's very time consuming!" He exclaimed as he let out a psychotic laugh.

"Owww!"