All the words that aren't bold I added out of personal favor. This was a homework assignment I turned in and I was bored so I decided to post it up on Fanfiction.net because I feel like it! REMEMBER the stuff that ISNT bold I added in. And my teacher is probably reading this RIGHT NOW all freaked out…HAHAHA!



If I were in charge of the world

If I were in charge of the world I'd cancel homework, stupid cartoons I DON'T like, (people who like it can download the episodes off the internet. I WANT NO GARBAGE OF JUNK ON TV ANYMORE!) and sleeping.

If I were in charge of the world there'd be another dimension that leads into your desired world everybody would obey me and ONLY ME, and I'd be a crazy homcidal maniac (like I'm already not one).

If I were in charge of the world you wouldn't have world hunger. In fact everybody would probably end out all fat. It'd be funny really because when you think about it no one could criticize anyone because everybody would be all fat and greasy HA! Imagine what would Will Sasso would look like REALLY fat….or Michel McDonald.…..oh never mind. Too many fat people is a bad thing. Mad TV would be out of business for bagging on them selves! You also wouldn't have cavities. How is that possible? Because I said it is! Does their really need to be a reason? And you wouldn't have parents! Except on a secret shipped away island where they can't bug us. And if the kids start growing into adults then we have an island for all the old people ^_^! Or " Don't give me an attitude!" Wouldn't be heard from your parents. Why? BECAUSE THEIR GONE! GONE I SAY! THEY'D BE SOMEWHERE ON AN ISLAND SOMEWHERE!

If I were in charge of the world a piece of pizza would be a real odd vegetable called flattened freak man food. Sounds odd huh? WELL THIS IS MY WORLD! I'LL CALL PIZZA a.k.a flattened freak man food WHATEVER I WANT! All gory movies would be rated G and any reading Johnny the homicidal maniac, I feel sick, Squee, Lenore and any other comics such as Bad Art Collection and Filler Bunny would be part of every day reading. Poor Jhonen's hand will fall of drawing so much! (Creator of all those comics in some important way except for Lenore…that was done by roman dirge and Jhonen helped somehow…I don't remember how though…) And even a person who forgot kill people who make her mad or is easily annoyed by people but acts happy and doesn't say anything can still be in charge of the world. Glee!