An: This is just a short two part parody.
Disclaimer: I don't own Star Wars, Harry Potter, and Wizards of Waverly Place. I just wanted to play with them.
Part One: Chosen One
"You were the chosen one! The one that was to defeat the evil…"
"But I am the chosen one." Slap!
Part Two: Coward
"Fight Back!" Harry screamed at him. "Fight back, you cowardly---"
"Coward, did you call me, Potter?" shouted Snape. "Your father would never attack me unless it was four on one, what would you call him, I wonder?"
"Soap on a rope, soap fell off the rope; rope fell out of my hand, rope tie up that man."
