An: This is just a short two part parody.

Disclaimer: I don't own Star Wars, Harry Potter, and Wizards of Waverly Place. I just wanted to play with them.

Part One: Chosen One

"You were the chosen one! The one that was to defeat the evil…"

"But I am the chosen one." Slap!

Part Two: Coward

"Fight Back!" Harry screamed at him. "Fight back, you cowardly---"

"Coward, did you call me, Potter?" shouted Snape. "Your father would never attack me unless it was four on one, what would you call him, I wonder?"

"Soap on a rope, soap fell off the rope; rope fell out of my hand, rope tie up that man."