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POKEMARIOFAN95 PRESENTS...

A "HYPERDIMENSION NEPTUNIA" FANFIC

"RANDOMNESS IN GAMINDUSTRI"


Gamindustri. The central realm for all things gaming. You might think that it's peaceful after once again defeating the clutches of piracy. However, that peace was not to last. Whatever this new threat is, it will end up in laughter so great, our lungs will explode. The results are greater if a certain, purple-haired girl is involved. And that's who we'll be looking at right now. *camera zooms onto Planeptune*

Planeptune. Also known as "The SEGA Nation", this is where this whole story starts. *looks around* Well, at least this girl's not he- *KA-ZOOM*

"Ah, no! My camera!", said my cameraman Lakitu. Welp, there it goes, rolling down Main Ave. at the speed of sound. Which reminds me... *takes out boombox and starts to play Escape From The City*

With our new Lakitu cameraman catching up to this "purple blur", we can finally make out who it is. Making an epic jumping pose, she's none other than...NEPTUNE!

"Wahoo!", yelled this nation's CPU, as she runs at high speeds across the city. "C'mon, Nep Jr.! You can do better than that!"

*record scratch* Then, FAR BACK behind her, the nation's CPU Candidate, Nepgear, is exhausted, drenched in sweat as she tries to keep up with her older sister, gasping for breath. "Can't...take...much...longer..." She plopped on the floor. Neptune went back to her sister's side. "Wow, you're really that tired, huh?" After a few moments of thinking, a light bulb popped out of her head. After grabbing the light bulb and stuffing it into the hammerspace that is her inventory (a text box appeared saying "Light Bulb obtained!"), she grabbed two more things from it. They're two clear, round boxes with symbols in the boxes that look like a red shoe. Nepgear looked up and saw the boxes. Her face turned into a scared anime face. "What the goodness!? You don't mean..." "Oh, I mean...", said Neptune with an evil smirk. With a tight squeeze of her hand, she broke one of the Power-Up boxes. With the other box, she threw it onto her sister. Nepgear immediately felt her feet going in a figure-8 motion and stood up in an instant. She saw that Neptune's feet are moving the same way. "Ready for the running of your life, Nep Jr.? 'Cause HERE WE GO!" Neptune rushed away, leaving fire marks behind her.

*Mute City starts to play* Oh no... That's what came to Nepgear's mind before going out at the same speed as Neptune.

And so, their most epic exercising regimen began. There they go, running around Gamindustri, passing through nations, dungeons, landmarks, the Gamindustri Graveyard, even Sonic himself, who didn't expect HIS OWN GODDESS to overcome him in terms of speed. Then, in what seemed like a long time, Nepgear noticed a car in front of her. Strange, because it has no wheels and it can float. In fact, there are various cars past her that look the same. "Oh, goodness! Don't tell me we're in..."

Nepgear knows about the cars, but Neptune doesn't (because obvious reasons). Every year, Blanc and Noire makes a collaboration race tournament between F-Zero and Wipeout, not to see which antigravity racing game is the best, but as a race meant for fun. In one of the rules, the Wipeout machines had their weapons removed in favor of a speed upgrade and the ability to use boosts at the cost of shield energy to come in-par with the F-Zero machines. This was done to prevent any cheapness coming from the weapons. Ever since the creation of this event, it became a national sport all across the realm. And the Planeptune CPUs are in the middle of one of their races! Coincidence? I. THINK. NOT.

*ahem* Anyway, Neptune became excited over what she saw. "Hey, look! A race! Let's beat them to the finish line!" And so, Neptune glides past the cars like they're nothing with Nepgear following suit. After they passed a blue, bird-shaped car in first place, it's pilot, Captain Falcon, looked at the girls running at such high speeds. "What the heck?", asked the bounty hunter, when suddenly, he crashed into a wall and started to spin out of control. A Feisar pilot saw the spinning craft coming right towards him. "OH MY NOIRE!", yelled the pilot as he gets hit by the spinning Blue Falcon. Then, it became some sort of a butterfly effect, as all the machines, one after another, gets hit. There are 16 machines in total, and, in a manner of seconds, they all became piles of scrap metal. Seconds after the crash, the two CPUs crossed the finish line. "Woohoo, we won!", yelled Neptune in a very optimistic tone. "Yeah. Let's go home.", said Nepgear as she really wanted to go home and never speak of this again. "Sure thing, Nep Jr.!", said Neptune. And so, the two girls went back to the Basilicom as they wear out the effects of the power-up.


Meanwhile Histoire, Planeptune's oracle, was watching TV on channel 3 (seriously, what's with her fascination with the number 3? It's like Namco's fascination with the number 765!). A show was on, showing a robot, a Pokémon, a scientist, and a guy whose a mix of both a turtle and a dragon. The Pokémon, Barbaracle, looked down at the robot from Mega Man that looks like half-human and half-fish lying on the ground as it cackled evily. The robot opened its eyes and looked at the barnacle Pokémon. The scientist and the turtle-dragon, Dr. Eggman and Bowser, was looking from behind Barbaracle. "You've lost Mermaid Man!", said the Pokémon, "And superhero-supervillain rules says that you have to give in to MY demands." In defeat, the robot asked, "OK, what do you want?" "World domination! Demand him world domination!", yelled Eggman. Then Bowser added, "Oh and make him eat dirt, hm hm!" Eggman looked at Bowser with a "What the heck?" face. Bowser answered with a nervous look. "In addition to the domination thing?" "Number one", said Barbaracle, "I want to be respected as a SUPERHERO, not a SIDEKICK. Number two, I wanna be called BARNACLE MAN. And number three..." "C'mon, domination!", said Eggman excitedly through gritted teeth as he put his hands in front of him and balled them into fists. "...I want an adult-sized Mushroom Burger." After so much anticipation, Eggman's and Bowser's expressions turned into confusion. "Did he hear him say anything about eating dirt?", asked Bowser.

Histoire disregarded the show and changed the channel. This time, it's GNN (Game News Network). The reporter looks like your average businessman except with a satellite dish planted on his head. His name was "Anchorman". "And in other news...", said the reporter, "... two pairs of fire tracks were seen in Planeptune City's Main Ave. We don't where they came from, but witnesses say that whoever made those marks were also the ones responsible for running all across Gamindustri and caused the crash during Round 4 of the F-Zero-Wipeout collaboration tournament." The screen switched to the crash. "According to a photo taken from the finish line, it was seen that they were made by these two purple streaks." The screen switched to the photo. "We don't know what these are, but it's speculated to be Planeptune's CPUs." At first, Histoire didn't recognize the streaks. However, looking ever so closely at one of them, she could make out a D-Pad-shaped pattern. Could that be?, she thought.

At the same time, Neptune and Nepgear returned after a long day of exercising. "Hey, Histy! How are ya?", asked Neptune with her ususal upbeat humor. Histoire looked at the two with a confused look. "Did you two made those fire marks and caused that crash?", asked the oracle while pointing at the TV. "WHAT?", yelled Neptune. "Pfft, no we didn't! Right, Nep Jr.?" She gave her sister a friendly push with her elbow. "Um... yeah, we didn't...", said Nepgear, even though she's receiving huge amounts of guilt. Suddenly, the door busted open. Coming in were Blanc and Noire with angry expressions. Behind them were their respective "co-founders" for the collaboration tournament, Mr. Zero and Pierre Belmondo, also angry. The four of them pointed towards Neptune and Nepgear and shouted in the same tone as Captain Falcon in Super Smash Bros., "HYEZ!" Neptune gave Histoire a nervous look, laugh, and shrug as the oracle facepalmed and sighed and Nepgear fainted from the shock.


NEPTUNE: Fellow fans of the world! Stay tuned for the next chapter! *waves at the screen*