"The musings of Fred and George Weasley"

Disclaimer: As you should know this all belongs to JK Rowling, and rightly so! I'm just having some fun!

AN: Hey guys! Here is a wee bit of fun for you! Just the weird and wacky musings of our favourite twins!

Do you remember when?

"Hey, George do you remember when you got dragged away by the giant squid?"

"Erm, yeah…"

FLASHBACK

"AAAAAAHHHHHHHH! Help me! This bloody things got me! "

Fred lazily looked up from his parchment that listed their inventions and looked out across the water where the giant squid had an unfortunate grasp upon his brother. "What is it George?"

"Heeellllllppp meeeeeeeeeeee!"

"I'm sure you'll be fine, just tell her you're not interested" With that Fred returned to his parchment.

END OF FLASHBACK

"Well Fred, remember the time when you got Dad's wand stuck up your nose?"

"Can't say I recollect that…"

FLASHBACK

"Oh no Freddie! You got Daddy's wand stuck up your nose!" Five year old George inspected his brother who scrunched his freckled face up attempting to blow it out.

"I'm trying, I'm trying georgie!" Fred took one big gulp of air and… "Hmmpp!" it didn't budge.

"Okay, okay Freddie I got ta plan, I push Daddy's wand up and you just welax, okay?" Fred gave his brother a frightened glance but nodded his head. "Wight, let's go!" George's stubby fingers pushed the wand up slowly.

"Ahhhhhhhhhh!"

"What Freddie?"

"That hurts Georgie! No stop! Sttttoooooppppp!"

With a loud pop three crayons came out of Fred's ear.

"Whoops! Sorrie Georgie, I forgot 'bout those ones!"

END OF FLASHBACK

"Right then, well do you remember the time when you tried Ginny's dress on and you couldn't get it off, dearest George?"

"Um, no. Sorry, must be your age I definitely can't remember that one! Heh, heh, heh!" (Coughs nervously.)

FLASHBACK

"Ohhh! George you are sooooo pretty!" Laughed Fred at his brother who was currently adorned in a blue dress with a pink bow on the front.

"I know, hey does this make my bum look big?"

"No way George, that's a keeper!" the eight year old boys rolled on the floor laughing taking random phrases they heard from their mum's favourite soap on Witch Weekly.

"Oh! But Darrling I must have a handbag!"

"Here Fred, I gotta a red one! Will that do?"

"Nope! I want blue that one! Cause I'm gonna meet my boyfriend! Percy! Oh Percy pooches come here darrrrlllliiiiinnnnggggg!" Suddenly, they heard a stomping on the stairs which was obviously someone coming up to see what they were doing. "Ah! If they see me like this they will think I'm a girl! Help Fred!"

"George, stop jumping I gotta undo the zip!"

"Hurry, hurry! They are coming!"

"George stop it its stuck"

"What! Hurry up Freddie!" Then the door opened….

END OF FLASHBACK

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