My Attempts At A Normal Life
I Richard Bucket or as my wife says it's pronounced
Have had many attempts at a normal life
Outside of my wife's crazy squeaky clean lifestyle
She drives everyone crazy including poor old me
The only people that feel sorry for me
Is my next door neighbor Emmet
My brother in law Onslow and the Vicar
Plus everyone else at work feel sorry for me
As I try to lead a somewhat normal life
Amongst all of my wife's Hyacinth's craziness antics
