My Attempts At A Normal Life

I Richard Bucket or as my wife says it's pronounced

Have had many attempts at a normal life

Outside of my wife's crazy squeaky clean lifestyle

She drives everyone crazy including poor old me

The only people that feel sorry for me

Is my next door neighbor Emmet

My brother in law Onslow and the Vicar

Plus everyone else at work feel sorry for me

As I try to lead a somewhat normal life

Amongst all of my wife's Hyacinth's craziness antics