Oh The Tea
Oh the tea
That dread tea
Being in Hyacinth's presence makes me shake all the way down to my shoes
Hearing the cup full of tea rattle on the saucer
As I try to balance it on my hands while trying to put in on the table
Sometimes I succeed and other times I do not
Occasionally I drop my biscuit into my tea
Much to Hyacinth's dismay
Will I ever have the courage to tell her that she makes me nervous
