Goodbye Onslow
Well goodbye Onslow you will be sorely missed
No one could match your acting talent
No one could compare to even be the same level as you
No longer will you live in that run down house
With your wife Daisy and sister - in- law
No longer will you have to worry about what happened to dear old daddy
Or your sister in law Hyacinth's expensive tastes
No longer will you enjoy chugging beer after beer down
Whether it's at home or in the pub
Never again will you hear the dog next door bark Hyacinth right into a hedge
As she attempts to get to our front door unskeved
