Goodbye Onslow

Well goodbye Onslow you will be sorely missed

No one could match your acting talent

No one could compare to even be the same level as you

No longer will you live in that run down house

With your wife Daisy and sister - in- law

No longer will you have to worry about what happened to dear old daddy

Or your sister in law Hyacinth's expensive tastes

No longer will you enjoy chugging beer after beer down

Whether it's at home or in the pub

Never again will you hear the dog next door bark Hyacinth right into a hedge

As she attempts to get to our front door unskeved