A Troubling Squirrel
Disclaimer: Yea, I don't... you get it. K ...
(A/N): Mmm... caffeine!!! It's really stupid, so if you continue reading, don't say you weren't warned! So, R+R ;p
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(It's midday and the Gundam Boys are lounging about, quite bored.)
D: *pants* Guys... we really need something to do...
H: Obviously.
Q: *gets that twinkle* We could tie eachother up!!!
H, D, T, W: *sweatdrop*
Q: *sulks* Or not ...
T: Hmm...
W: What is it Trowa?
T: There's a squirrel outside the window. *makes funny noises towards the squirrel*
A little squirrel jumps through the window and runs onto Duo's lap.
D: *startled* What the!? Hehe... it's kinda cute.
Q: Here little squirrel, have some tea. *holds out cup*
D: *growl* Back off, he's mine! *scratches squirrel on the head*
Just then the squirrel goes into a manical rage, everyone jumps up, except Duo.
H: Uh, Duo. Hold still man, I'll grab em!
D: It's on my lap! You're not touching it!
The squirrel ducks into Duo's pants, and begins to run around.
D: *giggling* It... *laugh* tickles!
H, T, Q, W: *sweatdrop*
D: Oooo *gets a nosebleed*
H: Uh, Duo. It's a squirrel.
D: *twitching* It... tickles. *laugh* Oooo, my!
W: It's after your nuts. Just give it your nuts.
D: Hell *twitch* no! They're my nuts! Oooo, ok, maybe just a *nose bleeding* little.
H: I'll get a hammer.
Heero walks off and gets a hammer, then returns.
H: Duo, *raises hammer* it's for your own good.
D: Heero! No! *squirrel jumps out of his pants and sits on his raised lap*
Heero suddenly jolts the hammer upon the squirrel, sadly missing.
D: *falls to the ground in pain, speaking in a high pitch voice* Shit... my... *goes unconscience*
T: You crushed his nuts Heero!
The squirrel begins to approach Quatre, on it's quest for nuts. It looks at Quatre, makes a sort of laughing noise, then runs over to Trowa.
T: *glares at Heero* Don't you think it.
H: We gotta kill it! *pulls out gun* Hold still Trowa!
Q: Umm... Heero *sweatdrop* Maybe you shouldn't do--
T: No!! *sweatdrop*
The squirrel was sitting on Trowa's lap as Heero fired off three rounds in it's direction.
T: Uh... I'm ... damnit Heero! *pulls out gun, and falls to the ground*
Q: *tears in his eyes* Trowa!!! You bastard! You killed him!!! *kicks the squirrel and charges at Heero*
H: Uh *sweatdrop*, Quatre?
Q: BASTARD! *begins chocking Heero*
H: Get... off... of... me... *shoots three more rounds*
Q: *startled* Hee...ro... you didn't.
The squirrel suddenly falls from Quatre's neck to the ground, dead.
H: He was about to bite you.
Q: You *sparkles in his eyes*, saved my life!
H: Oh ... maybe this was a bad thing.
Q: *approaches Heero, with -that- look*
H: Omae o korosu.
Q: That's right, talk to me nasty.
Heero unloads the rest of his clip into Quatre's body.
Q: *in demonic voice* YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE DONE THAT!!! *morphs into giant squirrel*
--power rangers theme song begins to play as Quatre morphs--
In the middle of the theme song, Quatre jumps upon Heero and eats him. The music immeadiatly stops.
Q: *blinking* Wha...? *half of Heero hanging out his mouth*
Disclaimer: Yea, I don't... you get it. K ...
(A/N): Mmm... caffeine!!! It's really stupid, so if you continue reading, don't say you weren't warned! So, R+R ;p
*`*`*`*`*
(It's midday and the Gundam Boys are lounging about, quite bored.)
D: *pants* Guys... we really need something to do...
H: Obviously.
Q: *gets that twinkle* We could tie eachother up!!!
H, D, T, W: *sweatdrop*
Q: *sulks* Or not ...
T: Hmm...
W: What is it Trowa?
T: There's a squirrel outside the window. *makes funny noises towards the squirrel*
A little squirrel jumps through the window and runs onto Duo's lap.
D: *startled* What the!? Hehe... it's kinda cute.
Q: Here little squirrel, have some tea. *holds out cup*
D: *growl* Back off, he's mine! *scratches squirrel on the head*
Just then the squirrel goes into a manical rage, everyone jumps up, except Duo.
H: Uh, Duo. Hold still man, I'll grab em!
D: It's on my lap! You're not touching it!
The squirrel ducks into Duo's pants, and begins to run around.
D: *giggling* It... *laugh* tickles!
H, T, Q, W: *sweatdrop*
D: Oooo *gets a nosebleed*
H: Uh, Duo. It's a squirrel.
D: *twitching* It... tickles. *laugh* Oooo, my!
W: It's after your nuts. Just give it your nuts.
D: Hell *twitch* no! They're my nuts! Oooo, ok, maybe just a *nose bleeding* little.
H: I'll get a hammer.
Heero walks off and gets a hammer, then returns.
H: Duo, *raises hammer* it's for your own good.
D: Heero! No! *squirrel jumps out of his pants and sits on his raised lap*
Heero suddenly jolts the hammer upon the squirrel, sadly missing.
D: *falls to the ground in pain, speaking in a high pitch voice* Shit... my... *goes unconscience*
T: You crushed his nuts Heero!
The squirrel begins to approach Quatre, on it's quest for nuts. It looks at Quatre, makes a sort of laughing noise, then runs over to Trowa.
T: *glares at Heero* Don't you think it.
H: We gotta kill it! *pulls out gun* Hold still Trowa!
Q: Umm... Heero *sweatdrop* Maybe you shouldn't do--
T: No!! *sweatdrop*
The squirrel was sitting on Trowa's lap as Heero fired off three rounds in it's direction.
T: Uh... I'm ... damnit Heero! *pulls out gun, and falls to the ground*
Q: *tears in his eyes* Trowa!!! You bastard! You killed him!!! *kicks the squirrel and charges at Heero*
H: Uh *sweatdrop*, Quatre?
Q: BASTARD! *begins chocking Heero*
H: Get... off... of... me... *shoots three more rounds*
Q: *startled* Hee...ro... you didn't.
The squirrel suddenly falls from Quatre's neck to the ground, dead.
H: He was about to bite you.
Q: You *sparkles in his eyes*, saved my life!
H: Oh ... maybe this was a bad thing.
Q: *approaches Heero, with -that- look*
H: Omae o korosu.
Q: That's right, talk to me nasty.
Heero unloads the rest of his clip into Quatre's body.
Q: *in demonic voice* YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE DONE THAT!!! *morphs into giant squirrel*
--power rangers theme song begins to play as Quatre morphs--
In the middle of the theme song, Quatre jumps upon Heero and eats him. The music immeadiatly stops.
Q: *blinking* Wha...? *half of Heero hanging out his mouth*
