Disclaimer: I DO NOT own Naruto or any of the characters. I however did use the English names from friends or I made up Japanese names.

Ch. 1 The Beginning

A very curious Sakura asked her mother one day," Mom, who is my father?"

Her mom shakily asked," Sweetie why do you want to know?"

Sakura replied," Well Ino said she was going camping with her father this weekend and I'm 16 and haven't even met my father. You don't talk about him much."

"Well you'll meet him soon but I'm dreading it," her mom said sadly.

"Why?" Sakura asked very confused at her moms tone.

"He just got custody over you. So get your things we're going to court so I can sign some papers," her mom replied as a single tear slid down her face.

"Can I bring Tenten, Hinata, Temari, and Ino?" Sakura asked hopefully so she'd be able to say goodbye to her friends.

Her mom replied sadly," Sure."


Ino said in awe very idiotically," Big court house."

Sakura yelled very energetically," Tsunade-shishou!!!!"

Tsunade answered back," Sakura! Hi! Now Sina, do you really think you've lost custody?"

"Yes, I already have. I have to sign some papers though," Sina replied diverting her eyes to the ground.

"Well we better get inside and NO attacking the Akatsuki," Tsunade warns as they walk into the building.

The five teenage girls yell,"Ehhh? Why not?"

"Shut up, brats!!!" Kisame yelled while drinking sake.

Sakura replied by putting her head down in shame and saying, "My life is ruined."

"Cheer up Sakura-chan!" Ino said patting her friends back in a comforting manor.

"Hi, yeah! I'm Deidara, yeah and this is my partner, Sasori-danna." Deidara said energetically.

Sakura screamed to Sasori, "Didn't I kill you?!!?"

Sasori smirking relied," Now why would you think that, blossom?"

"Ah hahahaha!!!!!" Temari started laughing at the scene unfolding in front of her.

"Mom, who exactly IS my father?" Sakura asked very confused.

Sina takes a deep breath hoping for the best and comes right out with it by saying," The Leader of the Akatsuki."

"Is that him over there?" Ino questioned.

Sina replied with exasperation," Hai, hai."

Ino whispered to her friends," He's kind of cute."

Sakura yelled really loudly,"Ewww!!!"

Itachi, actually speaking, replies," Shut up, all of you."

"Shut up you sadistic freak!" Sakura yelled angrily.

Ino sang in a sing-songy voice," Sakura's gonna di-e. Sakura's gonna di-e."

"Shut up, sicko," Sakura replied disgusted.

"How am I sick?" Ino asked faking a hurt expression.

"You called my father cute!" Sakura yelled rather loudly.

"Wha-? Well excuse me for liking older men!!" Ino retorted.

"Who are twice your age AND criminals!!!" Sakura replied matter-of-factly.

"Hey, hey! Calm down," Sina said trying to break up an on coming fight.

"Do we get money for taking care of her, Leader-sama?" Kakazu asked greedily.

"Kakazu, she's my daughter. We don't get money for taking care of her." Leader put in just wanting to leave.

"May I kill her?" Kakazu asked not wanting to have to buy enough food for another person.

"Mom!!!" Sakura yelled/whispered very scared of what will happen when she goes to live with her father.

"Haruku!!!" Sina yelled to the Leader trying to get her daughter to calm down.

"Kakazu," the Leader warned in a threatening manor.

"Your name's Haruku?" Kakazu asked very oblivious to the Leader's threatening tone.

"Say that again and you will die a slow and painful death and I don't care if you're immortal or not it will be slow and painful," the Leader said ignoring Kakazu calling him by his first name (A/N: I don't know if he's immortal I've read something that says he is but I know Hidan's immortal)

"Sorry, Leader-sama," Kakazu said not really wanting to be in pain at that moment.

"Where'd Ino and Sakura go, Tsunade-sama?" Sina asked very concerned.

Tsunade replied," They're fighting…again."

"Leader-sama! Tobi wants to meet your daughter!" Tobi said with enthusiasm.

"Ok, lets get this over with. Where's the papers I have to sign?" Sina said with little enthusiasm.

Author's note!

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