Disclaimer: Nope, I don't own anything to do with LotR and I don't own any of the original people in this. I just own myself.

Summary: Me, my two co-writers, my baby brother and my dog get thrown into Middle Earth. Complete chaos follows. No real romance or anything, just a lot of humour. Written for my sister Lucy. You owe me one, kid!

Middle Earth in Chaos

It all began as just a normal evening in England. Silver, the sixteen-year- old girl, and her best friend Billy, who was eighteen, were babysitting for Silver's baby brother Jack. Jack was refusing to go to sleep, so Billy was walking backwards and forwards rocking the baby in his arms. Silver's dog, Shadow, was lying under the computer desk, fast asleep.

"What time are your parents coming back, Silver?" Billy asked. "If I rock this little bugger much more, I think my arms are going to drop off"

"I don't know" Silver glanced at the clock, which now read 10:30. "Before midnight, hopefully"

"Well there has to be something else you can do with him," Billy said, with a sigh. "How about putting your computer on and letting him play around with the key board or something?"

"Yeah okay" Silver agreed. "I can go and read some more fics on Fanfiction.Net then"

"You and your bloody stories" Billy muttered as Silver switched on her computer. "If you aren't reading them, you're writing them. How's Risty anyway? You two still co-writing?"

"Yeah, of course" Silver took Jack from Billy and sat him on her lap. He started pressing the keys and laughing. Silver just managed to distract him enough to get to the Lord of the Rings fanfic section, and then while he pushed the keys, she scanned down the page with Billy leaning over her shoulder.

"Hey, that one looks good" Billy muttered sarcastically, pointing to a story about a girl who got thrown into Middle Earth. "You can just imagine it, can't you?"

"Yeah" Silver agreed. "One minute you are doing something completely normal and the next." She trailed off and clicked on the link. As she did, Jack hit the enter key.

Before any of them knew what was happening, there was a bright flash of light, so bright that the two teenagers had to close their eyes. When they opened them again, they saw a shocking sight.

"Oh crap" Billy muttered, looking at the trees around him. "I don't think we are in your living room any more, Silver. It looks like we are in the middle of a forest"

"Jack" Silver glanced down at the baby in her arms. "What did you do?" Jack just giggled. Shadow whined and pressed against Billy's leg. Suddenly he pricked up his ears and growled.

"I think something is coming" Silver whispered, holding Jack tightly in one hand and clinging to Billy's jacket with the other. "Suppose it's a wild animal or something?"

"Shadow will protect us," Billy said with a shrug. Silver laughed.

"Believe me," she told him. "Shadow couldn't protect a paper bag"

Much to their relief it wasn't a wild animal coming through the trees. It was actually a very familiar person. Well, make that four familiar people.

"Risty!" Silver yelled, recognizing her co-writer immediately. "Over here!"

Risty saw them and came running over with the other three people, who Silver recognised as Charlie, Rhian and Col, Risty's cousins.

"Silver, Billy, I'm so glad to see you" she said relieved. "How did you get here?"

"Through my computer" Silver said quietly. "We clicked on a link and all wound up here"

"We did the same," Risty told them. "And I think I know where we are. I think we could be in Middle Earth"

"No way" Billy shook his head. "Not possible"

"So where are we, Mr Smart ass?" Silver challenged him. "Nothing is really impossible for fanfiction writers, you've told me that enough times"

"Alright, alright" Billy held up his hands in defeat. "Maybe we are, maybe we aren't. But maybe it's time to do a bit of exploring to try and find some clues as to where we are and how we can get home"