It was 2:37 a.m. Still awake. With another sigh I turn onto my right side, only to hear a muffled yelp and feel something small and pointy sticking in my side. With that I sat bolt right up, jumped out of bed and searched for the flashlight. Upon finding it I turned it on and almost fainted from what I was seeing. The " thing " I had rolled on was none other then... Starscream; a 6 inch tall Starscream. I mean the REAL Starscream, not a toy (I don't own one of them.) Which Starscream you ask? The Transformers: Prime version, no doubt about it. It definitely wasn't the movie version of him since he didn't look like a Dorito chip with arms, legs, and an ugly face. Anyway, he stared up at me with a sheepish expression on his face.

Of course I was startled so I hissed at him "WHY are you in my bed?!" He immediately went into groveling mode and replied "I am dreadfully sorry, human girl ,but I was kicked out of the Nemesis so..." I cut him off. "So? Go to sleep in one of my socks then, NOT in my bed." He then said, "I tried but it was too cold", while saying that he gave me his best puppy dog eyes. After that all I did was roll my own eyes. Taking the opportunity, I asked some very obvious questions: "Why are you so small, Starscream?" Startled he squawked out "How do you know my name?!" I replied "Type the words 'Transformers: Prime' into the Internet search and you'll see." 10 minutes later a very shocked Starscream muttered "Oh... That's how..." I just nodded. Continuing with my questions I then said "Well, why are you so small?" Starscream tapped his fingers together before explaining "The groundbridge malfunctioned so all of the Vehicon troopers and Insecticons are stranded, and waiting for pick-up. Megatron decided to leave them there, while the Nemesis flew to the Autbots location..." With that I scowled, thinking the Decepticons knew where to find the Autobot's base, which would be very bad news for all Autobot fans. Not noticing Starscream continued "Not their base but a new energon deposit located in Chile. Well, somehow the shrink-ray energon input amount was miscalculated and it exploded over, erm, oh yes! Canada." I interrupted "Stop. I know. So, some genius guided the ship into my room?" He nodded.

On that happy note I sighed. For it being 3:00 in the morning this was too much to take in. Knowing sleep would be impossible now, I said to Starscream "OK. Well...um...that's a lot to take in so...will you be leaving soon?" All the while hoping the answer would be a simple ' yes '. But unfortunately his reply was " No. The effects of the shrink-ray won't wear off until two weeks have passed. Therefore, the Decepticons will have to stay with you." He didn't look happy about that at all. Me? I don't care, I'm not fangirl crazy about him, he murdered Cliffjumper and I kind of hate him for doing that. To my own surprise I just sighed again and muttered "whatever" before climbing back into my bed. Starscream asked me "Well, what about me? Can I sleep in your bed?" I was almost asleep for real and blearily said "Yeah." He had the stupid idea of asking "Where?". Angrily I replied "Not near me you derp! Now SHUT UP and let me sleep!" I FINALLY went to sleep, but was unfortunately aware that Starscream had curled up next to my head on the pillow, where he also fell asleep. Two-faced lying jerk. Do I look like a walking heater?