Besaid Chronicles III

Is everyone sick of this or do they want more? This'll be the best yet... (hopefully)... cameos and randomness like never before!! And the clubhouse is back too!!

"Yeah!! The clubhouse is better than ever!!" Rikku exclaims.

There is a knock at the door. Yuna answers.

"Hello. Would you like to buy a sword? It's called 'Excalibur'." the stranger asks.

Yuna examines the sword.

"No way! I can tell right away that this isn't Excalibur!! Tidus showed me Excalibur! It has Break Damage Limit!! This sword is ExcaliPOOR!! It has an ability called 'One Damage'!!" Yuna shouts as she drives the stranger off with Holy.

Rikku turns on the TV.

NEWS.

"...and be sure to watch our for the infamous Gilgamesh, who has been trying to sell his worthless Excalipoor blades to unassuming victims.

"Wait... that stranger... he was Gilgamesh!" Yuna exclaims.

"There has been a mass outbreak of yellow electrical rats around Besaid, Luca, Kilika, and Guadosalam. They appear to be coming from Baaj Temple and the Omega Ruins. Be careful as these creatures are tough."

"Pikachu!!" Yuna exclaims.

Pikachu appears.

"Oops, I meant those creatures are Pikachu, not like this one, but evil ones!" Yuna says.

Pikachu disappears.

"..and the Luca Goers lost big to the Aurochs, 182 to 1. How the hell did they score so much?"

Rikku turns off the TV.

"Pikachu? Aurochs winning big? Excalipoor? What's next? A gun-wielding pirate guy with a nice accent?" Rikku wonders.

Balthier bursts in.

"Sorry. I made a wrong turn." he says.

Balthier sees Yuna.

"Hey, you sort of look like Ashe..." he comments.

Balthier disappears.

"What was that about? Who's Ashe? What's going on?" Yuna asks.

Datto and Letty enter, carrying a propane tank.

"Some guy named Hank was sellin' these things called propane tanks. He said we could cook with 'em, ya?" Datto explains.

"He also said 'That boy ain't right.' Think he meant Tidus?" Letty says.

They cook up some Dingo burgers and have Yuneos for desert. What'll happen next on Besaid Chronicles III!?

Continued... if it's the best ever, so far...

Bonus: Excalipoor

[One Damage

If Tidus used it, he'd be pissed off!