THE TOASTER

It all started at my gf natis house. We were about to have

breakfast when the toaster was acting weird. When all of a

sudden a portal opened up, sucked us, (btw I don't really know how or why a

portal opened up in natis toaster it just did) and we ended up in feudal japan. (Again idk

how or why that happened) I tried to wonder why natis toaster was a portal

to feudal japan but like I said idk how or why IT JUST DID! (Btw

while we were having breakfast aury and ash were throwing waffles at each other lol) I didn't want

my brain to stop so I went with it (you know the whole going to feudal japan in natis

toaster) NEVERMIND! It was me nati along with kasumi ash aury

and my lesbo sister Vespa. We ended up in a village and the

weirdest was that there was an arcade. WHAT WAS AN ARCADE

DOING IN JAPAN? (At least in feudal japan) anyway we went to the

arcade and played SOUL CALIBUR 4. When my gf nati wanted to

play IVY came along and wanted to play with my gf. (I know that came

out wrong I meant play with her as in paly in soul calibur not play like sexually unless it's one of my fantasies

where my gf is having a threesome with ok im shutting up now) so my gf played with ivy

and won. ivy got a lil mad (if you call throwing the arcade across the room a lil mad) my

gf ran so fast she made sonic look like Osaka from azumanga

daioh. Later I decided to go to a dojo and learn the way of the

sword, my sister went to find lesbians, kasumi went to train

ninjutsu, and my gf went to learn Japanese. We did all that until

my sister got an idea. we make a toaster and use it to get back.

And we were all like are you smoking weed? (Which btw she was with taki)

There is a bed bath and beyond here. So we went to bed bath and

beyond and bought a toaster. (Btw if you're wondering why is there a bed bath and

beyond in feudal japan remember IT'S A STORY! JUST GO WITH IT!) We plugged it in and

activated it. Nothing happened. So we went to other house

appliance stores to find a toaster that can send us back. That

night my sister went with kasumi to hang out while me and my gf

stayed and decided to have fun. (In sarcastic voice) (oh yeah we were getting naughty

yeah we were gonna have sex. rly hot sex I was just about to take off her WTF DO YOU

THINK WE WERE DOING? we were playing soul calibur 4! sick morons you actually

thought we were gonna do sexo? no we weren't. why? because this book is pg-13 not XXX! so if you feel

bad im sorry go read another book that not this one you sick sons of b... ahem besides I love my gf)

ANYWAY if the mature non perverted people are still here the

next day we tried to open the portal until ivy appeared and told us

that she opened the portal because she was practicing alchemy

with a toaster. (So that's how the portal opened. boy I wonder if the elrich brothers do that. you

know fma? full metal alchemist?...never mind it was a crappy anime anyway. btw why was ivy practicing

alchemy with a toaster? was she trying to make magic waffles? was she trying to give them life? what ivy!

What? And and wut the hell is ivy doing in feudal japan WHY IS THIS STORY NOT

MAKING ANY SENSE? 5 MINUTES AND ALREADY IM CONFUSED

THIS BOOK IS RANDOM! LOL) anyway no more questions let's

just finish this chapter to go on to the 2nd one. Ivy said she could

takes us back but under 1 condition. A rematch in soul calibur 4…...

-_- so we went back to the arcade and for 2 HOURS! My gf nati

and ivy fought. (Oh and here's the funny part my gf won...all of them.) Ivy had no

choice but to accept defeat so she went to her lab and opened the

portal but something happened. Before Ivy said goodbye she

slipped on a banana a peel Vespa dropped and fell into the portal

with us. We ended up back in natis house and ivy was with us AND

WITH NO WAY TO GET BACK! LOL. And I've never felt scared

as I am now.

TO BE CONTINUED...