THE TOASTER
It all started at my gf natis house. We were about to have
breakfast when the toaster was acting weird. When all of a
sudden a portal opened up, sucked us, (btw I don't really know how or why a
portal opened up in natis toaster it just did) and we ended up in feudal japan. (Again idk
how or why that happened) I tried to wonder why natis toaster was a portal
to feudal japan but like I said idk how or why IT JUST DID! (Btw
while we were having breakfast aury and ash were throwing waffles at each other lol) I didn't want
my brain to stop so I went with it (you know the whole going to feudal japan in natis
toaster) NEVERMIND! It was me nati along with kasumi ash aury
and my lesbo sister Vespa. We ended up in a village and the
weirdest was that there was an arcade. WHAT WAS AN ARCADE
DOING IN JAPAN? (At least in feudal japan) anyway we went to the
arcade and played SOUL CALIBUR 4. When my gf nati wanted to
play IVY came along and wanted to play with my gf. (I know that came
out wrong I meant play with her as in paly in soul calibur not play like sexually unless it's one of my fantasies
where my gf is having a threesome with ok im shutting up now) so my gf played with ivy
and won. ivy got a lil mad (if you call throwing the arcade across the room a lil mad) my
gf ran so fast she made sonic look like Osaka from azumanga
daioh. Later I decided to go to a dojo and learn the way of the
sword, my sister went to find lesbians, kasumi went to train
ninjutsu, and my gf went to learn Japanese. We did all that until
my sister got an idea. we make a toaster and use it to get back.
And we were all like are you smoking weed? (Which btw she was with taki)
There is a bed bath and beyond here. So we went to bed bath and
beyond and bought a toaster. (Btw if you're wondering why is there a bed bath and
beyond in feudal japan remember IT'S A STORY! JUST GO WITH IT!) We plugged it in and
activated it. Nothing happened. So we went to other house
appliance stores to find a toaster that can send us back. That
night my sister went with kasumi to hang out while me and my gf
stayed and decided to have fun. (In sarcastic voice) (oh yeah we were getting naughty
yeah we were gonna have sex. rly hot sex I was just about to take off her WTF DO YOU
THINK WE WERE DOING? we were playing soul calibur 4! sick morons you actually
thought we were gonna do sexo? no we weren't. why? because this book is pg-13 not XXX! so if you feel
bad im sorry go read another book that not this one you sick sons of b... ahem besides I love my gf)
ANYWAY if the mature non perverted people are still here the
next day we tried to open the portal until ivy appeared and told us
that she opened the portal because she was practicing alchemy
with a toaster. (So that's how the portal opened. boy I wonder if the elrich brothers do that. you
know fma? full metal alchemist?...never mind it was a crappy anime anyway. btw why was ivy practicing
alchemy with a toaster? was she trying to make magic waffles? was she trying to give them life? what ivy!
What? And and wut the hell is ivy doing in feudal japan WHY IS THIS STORY NOT
MAKING ANY SENSE? 5 MINUTES AND ALREADY IM CONFUSED
THIS BOOK IS RANDOM! LOL) anyway no more questions let's
just finish this chapter to go on to the 2nd one. Ivy said she could
takes us back but under 1 condition. A rematch in soul calibur 4…...
-_- so we went back to the arcade and for 2 HOURS! My gf nati
and ivy fought. (Oh and here's the funny part my gf won...all of them.) Ivy had no
choice but to accept defeat so she went to her lab and opened the
portal but something happened. Before Ivy said goodbye she
slipped on a banana a peel Vespa dropped and fell into the portal
with us. We ended up back in natis house and ivy was with us AND
WITH NO WAY TO GET BACK! LOL. And I've never felt scared
as I am now.
TO BE CONTINUED...
