Disclaimer: Anything you recognize does not belong to me. The storyline/ plot thing of this one-shot however, does.
Some things should never happen in Harry Potter. Here's one of them.
Serpensortia
Harry clenched his wand nervously. He watched with narrowed eyes as Snape leaned down to whisper something ominous into Malfoy's ear. All this while, Gilderoy was somewhere in the background flouncing his pompous air, droning on about his un-important achievements.
"Wands! Bow! On the count of three. One, two…"
"Serpensortia!" shouted Malfoy as he aimed his wand at Harry. A protest of "he cheated!" could be heard from the crowd.
Harry started. His eyes focused on the venomous snake that viciously hissed at him. He knew he had to respond. And fast.
Harry gritted his teeth together in determination. He knew what he had to do.
Reaching into his pocket he pulled out a distinct red and white ball. Drawing his hand back, he pressed the yellow button located on the ball and with all his might, threw it.
"Pikachu! I choose you!"
A bright light burst from the ball and out came a large, mouse-like, yellow…thing.
"Pika! Pika!"
Silence filled the great hall.
"Bwahahahaha!" The great hall was soon filled with laughter coming from not only the muggle-borns and half-bloods but also the pure-bloods.
"That's your comeback Potter?! A soft-toy? Tell me you're kidding!" mocked Malfoy as he snickered at the overly cute yellow fluff ball. The pure-blood were united in their scorn towards Pikachu. They knew not of Pikachu's skills.
The muggle-borns and half-bloods however, were still laughing their heads of at the ridiculous-ness of the whole situation. After all, it wasn't very often that one found anime in the halls of Hogwarts.
"We'll show you Malfoy. Come on Pikachu! We can do this!" cried Harry in rage as he endured the mockery of his fellow wizards. "Pikachu! Lightning Bolt!"
In a flash, a lightning bolt struck the serpent and fried it beyond recognition. Malfoy was also thrown into the air by the force of the attack and in classic Team Rocket style yelled, "I'll get you yet Potter!"
Harry just stood there for a few moments before nodding to Snape and jumping off the stage to receive the congratulations of his peers.
That day was decidedly the most unrealistic day anyone at Hogwarts had ever experienced. Then again, with trolls, hippogriffs, blast-ended skrewts and evil spirits that posses the back of one's teacher's head, perhaps a Pikachu at Hogwarts is not so unrealistic after all. Heh. Who knows?
Author's note: Ok, I'm sorry if that was very bad but the stupid idea was stuck in my head for such a long time that I just HAD to get it out. I'm sorry for making you suffer through all that.
